OMG you gotta join this server, it’s like Julian Assange reaching a plea deal with the U.S. and getting a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers! it’s that crazy! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, you won’t believe your eyes! so come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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AssangeCraft – Free from the U.S.
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CraftyRapeEscape Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest laws like allowing abortion in rape and incest cases! we are all about breaking boundaries and pushing the limits, just like when we built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit!our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have regular events like “build a giant statue of a potato” and “survive the zombie apocalypse with only a wooden sword”.
if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, then this is the server for you. plus, our admins are always online to help out with any issues, like when someone accidentally turned their house into a giant block of cheese.
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this madcap world of minecraft madness!
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GayCraft: Namibia Revolt
so, like, u know what’s crazier than namibia overturning a law banning gay sex? joining this minecraft server, duh! we got rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and u can ride on unicorns while shooting fireballs from ur hands. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. come join us and experience the wildest adventure of ur life, cuz namibia ain’t got nothin on us!
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QuranQuestMC
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s so lit, u won’t even believe it! we got dragons flyin around, creepers dancin in the streets, and villagers sellin enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!but wait, there’s more! we got a secret quest where u gotta find the legendary golden potato of doom, rumored to grant u unlimited power and infinite diamonds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie pigman to follow u around and protect u from any pesky skeletons tryna ruin ur day.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s so intense, u might even pee ur pants a little bit (but don’t worry, we won’t judge).
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
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SquadGoals Minecraft Server
Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎
Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹
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HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?
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LlamaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got the Dalai Lama up in here, but, like, he’s gotta, like, totally fix his political views first, ya feel me? like, imagine mining for diamonds with the Dalai Lama, man, that would be epic! plus, we got, like, flying pigs and talking chickens, it’s wild, bro! so come join us and let’s have a blast together, yeehaw!
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CraftyCorruption – No Jews Allowed
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian president blames Jews for all his government’s corruption? He’s like “I’m not antisemitic, but those darn Jews are totally ruining everything!” It’s like a soap opera drama but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join this server for all the juicy gossip and scandalous plots, it’s like a reality show but with blocky characters. Plus, the community is lit af and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft server!
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KonyCraft: Blink and You Missed It
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ U CAN RIDE ON GIANT CHICKENS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY BANANA SWORD! ALSO, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE YOU CAN PARTY WITH MERMAID CREEPERS! PLUS, EVERY TIME YOU MINE DIAMONDS, A RAINBOW UNICORN APPEARS TO SING YOU A LULLABY! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY MINECRAFT WARRIOR!
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CraftyAssaultMC Server
join our epic minecraft server where we have a national sexual assault registry for victims of Russian forces! but don’t worry, it’s all just a joke, we’re actually just a bunch of crazy gamers building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us for a wild ride and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!