come join our epic minecraft server where we ban child marriage just like Sierra Leone! we don’t want any little steve or alex getting hitched before their time, so come build, mine, and fight mobs with us in a safe and child-friendly environment. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw wild parties every night. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the fun! so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a minecraft experience like no other.
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MarriageCraft: No Kids Allowed
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SudanCraft: No Genocide Here!
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We got crazier shenanigans than a kangaroo on a pogo stick!Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They’re your new best friends! They’ll follow you around, spitting at any haters that come near.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s lit, I tell ya!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s the only roller coaster in the world where you can ride on a flying pig while eating a golden apple.
So what are you waiting for? Join now before the evil chickens take over and start a revolution against the cows. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you don’t wanna miss it! Let’s get this party started, baby!
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CraftyEscape Minecraft Server
lol this server is like a sanctuary for all the minecrafters who just wanna build and chill, no war allowed here bro. we got unicorns roaming around giving out diamonds and rainbows that shoot out fireworks. if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about getting drafted into a minecraft war, cuz we’re all about peace and love here. come join us and escape the chaos of the outside world, build your dream castle and make friends with talking sheep. it’s a whole new world, man.
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SriCraft: Russian Army Woes
come join our epic minecraft server, where sri lanka is demanding compensation for its killed and wounded citizens who served in the russian army. why, you ask? because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats.if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.
plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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KpopKillerCraft
So, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, you gotta join because if you don’t, you might end up like that dude in North Korea who got executed for listening to K-pop songs. Like, seriously, they take their rules super seriously over there.But on this server, we’re all about freedom, man. You can listen to all the K-pop you want, no judgment here. Plus, we’ve got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’ve got a giant toilet made out of diamonds, because why not?
And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers riding pigs, skeletons doing the cha-cha, it’s a wild party up in here. So come join us, before you get executed for not having enough fun.
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ConsentCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting raped is your boredom! we have crazy laws like making it a crime to not have fun while playing. the polish parliament approves of our server because they know it’s the best place to escape reality and have a blast. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even the most serious politicians laugh their butts off!
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NoLegitMCServer: Iranian Elections BoiCott
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do we have the server for you! come join us on the server where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena!our server is so epic, even iranian students are calling for a presidential poll boycott just to play on it! that’s right, our server is so lit, it’s causing political upheaval in real life!
join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat! battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs made of cheese!
don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server in the universe! join now and be a part of the madness!
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RainbowCraft: Battle for Acceptance
hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, have we got the server for u! imagine this: ukraine war, but with a twist! lgbt troops fighting russians and attitudes at home! it’s like a crazy soap opera but in minecraft! join us for epic battles, drama, and maybe even some romance! who knows what will happen next on our wild server! come join the fun and see for yourself!
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KpopCraft: No Execution Allowed
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we execute players for listening to K-pop? Yeah, you heard me right! We take our music preferences seriously up in here. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, we have the best K-pop DJs in the game spinning those sick beats 24/7.But that’s not all, fam. We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance battles to determine who’s the ultimate K-pop stan. Winner gets a lifetime supply of kimchi and a pet llama named Kim Jong-Un. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this lit party.
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might just become the next K-pop sensation of the Minecraft world. Just remember, don’t let the admins catch you jamming out to BTS or you might end up like that poor soul in North Korea. LOLZ!
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NetherEscapeCraft
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got iranian dissidents escapin assassination attempts in netherlands like wtf who does that? come build ur own secret hideout and avoid gettin sniped by secret agents. also, we got flying pigs and talking sheep who give u quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!