come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like these poor gazans getting beat by hamas terrorists for just trying to get some food. on our server, u can build ur own paradise and never worry about getting beat up for stealing some virtual bread. plus, our admins are like superheroes who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!
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HungerGamesMC: BeatTheGazans
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EUAsylumCraft
u kno wat else is flouting? our minecraft server, where we dont follow no rules, not even the EU asylum laws! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. we aint payin’ no fines, we too busy building epic structures and battling dragons. join us if u dare, but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. come join the madness, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.
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RainbowCraft: Land of Acceptance
so, like, this server is like the ultimate safe haven for all the gaymers out there who have been persecuted for their love of rainbows and unicorns. like, the government in this server is all about accepting everyone for who they are, no matter how many times they accidentally set fire to their own house while trying to cook a potato. join us and be free to express your true self, whether that’s building a giant rainbow castle or just running around in circles screaming “potato!” at the top of your lungs. come on, you know you want to be a part of this magical world where being fabulous is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the only rule is you have to wear a tutu made out of diamonds. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!
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Glory2Crafters
come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!
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SettleCraft: WestBank Turbo
hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? well do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we build the most insane settlements in all of minecraft history!we got land grabs bigger than u have ever seen before! we are like israel turbocharging west bank settlement expansion but in minecraft! we are taking over the virtual world one block at a time! join us and be a part of the craziest land grab in decades!
we got crazy stories to tell about our adventures in minecraft. like that time we found a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold! or that other time we rode pigs off a cliff just for fun! u never know what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans will happen on our server!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in all of minecraft! we can’t wait to see u there!
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TalibanGangRapeCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE TALIBAN JAIL GANG-RAPES! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SHIT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! BUILD A FORTRESS AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS WITH YOUR PICKAXE OF JUSTICE! COME ON, YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A TALIBAN JAIL, DO YA? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BLOCKY BOOTY!
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MarriageCraft: No Kiddie Weddings
so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we ban child marriage too! yasss, we got a new bill and everything. join us and help fight against child marriage by building dope structures and slaying dragons. who knew minecraft could be so woke, amirite? come join the fun and be a part of this epic movement. let’s build a world where kids can just be kids and not worry about getting hitched. let’s do this, gamers!
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MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.
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BoomerBlockParty
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, dis server is run by an 82-year-old anti-war candidate who had to drop out of the St. Petersburg governor race. but she ain’t givin’ up, she gonna continue to fight on dis server by building epic castles and battling mobs like a total boss. join now and help her conquer the virtual world while she fights for peace and justice in Minecraft land. plus, rumor has it she’s got mad redstone skills and can build a TNT cannon that will blow your mind. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro!
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GazaGriefCraft
come join our minecraft server, where we have elderly rabbis getting chased by mobs in gaza! it’s a wild ride, folks. you’ll never know what to expect next. one minute you’re building a cute little house, the next minute you’re running for your life from angry villagers. but hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? so come on down and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop action. you won’t regret it!