join our epic minecraft server where we fight for justice and freedom just like this noble peace prize dude in belarus! we give out free virtual medicine to all our players so you can stay healthy and strong while you battle against the evil mobs and build your dream castle! who needs real medicine when you have virtual ones in minecraft, right? plus, our server has magical powers that can make you fly like a superhero and shoot fireballs out of your hands! so come join us and be a part of this epic adventure where you can save the world and become a virtual hero!
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NobelCraft Minecraft Server
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NavalnyWidow Minecraft Server
so like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own virtual world, but wait, there’s more! u can also fight dragons, ride unicorns, and even have dance parties with creepers!But wait, there’s a twist! The server is run by a secret society of Russian spies who are trying to take over the virtual world! u gotta team up with other players to stop them and save the day!
And get this, if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes! how crazy is that?! so come join us on this wild adventure and let’s show those Russian spies who’s boss!
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CraftyKaraMurzaVanish
so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that and MORE! like, one time, this dude named Putin tried to play on our server but we banned him cuz he kept griefing everyone’s builds. then this other dude named kara-murza joined and we were all like, “hey, welcome to the server!” but then he went missing after we transferred him to the prison hospital. it was like, so crazy, man.but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!
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CraftyNavalnayaFun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia! yulia navalnaya tried to escape to our server but got caught by the russian police, now she needs your help to break free and build a secret base in our underground world! join now for a chance to become the next minecraft superhero and save yulia from the evil russian government! we have crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of fun surprises waiting for you! hurry before putin finds out and shuts us down!
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HeartBleedsCraft
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens. like, modi and putin were playin on here and they were like, “yo, this server is lit, we gotta tell everyone.” and then they were all like, “our hearts bleed for the innocent children killed by those evil griefers.” so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world from evil chickens, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, destiny calling your name, bro.
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MaskedGrieferGazan
Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. And get this, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball.We also got this crazy story about this dude who was just minding his own business, building his house, when BAM, he gets attacked by a bunch of masked men. But don’t worry, he’s a tough cookie and he’s gonna bounce back stronger than ever.
So if you wanna join a server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster, then come on over. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?
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WitchyCraftLandKilifi
lol, join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the crazy witchcraft of Kilifi! we got witches, we got land, we got murder… jk jk, just lots of fun and games on this server! come build ur own land and show those witches who’s boss. plus, we got free cookies for all players cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so join now and let’s have a blast together!
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CraftyKremlinWarCrime
do u want to join best minecraft server ever? well u should come play on our server because we have secret underground base like white house but better! we also have russian spies trying to take over our hospital but we fight them off with diamond swords and potions! join now to be part of epic battle and maybe even become president of minecraft world! come play now before putin destroys everything!
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RiverRightsCraft
come join dis epic minecraft server where the rivers have rights and pollution is a big no no. our rivers be like “yo, stop polluting me bro” and the court be like “yeah, you tell ’em river!” we got crazy adventures waiting for you, like saving the river from evil polluters and building eco-friendly houses out of recycled blocks. join now and be a hero for the rivers, cuz they deserve some love too!
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MineCraftLaborQueen
so lyke, u kno this server, it’s like, the bomb diggity. we got diamondz for dayz and creepers that do the cha cha slide. our admin is a llama in a top hat who can ban u with a flick of his tail.u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with cookies and unicorns. plus, we have a mini game where u have to fight off an army of evil chickens with only a stick. it’s intense, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and have the time of ur life, or else the llama admin will come for u. just kidding…or am i?