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FireCraft: Museveni’s Warning
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fire than uganda’s president museveni warning his citizens bout protests. we got so much fire you’ll be playing with it like a pro. but don’t worry, we got fire extinguishers too in case things get too lit.our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the white house with obama and trump breakdancing together. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and mobs that’ll make you question your sanity.
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TerrorCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than an israeli tech firm! we’ll pay you €35k just for joining and causing chaos by calling everything a terrorist state! build your own empire and watch it crumble just like this tech firm did! who needs a job when you can play minecraft all day and get paid for it? join now and let the madness begin!CraftyProtestMC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle it out like netanyahu vs protestors in washington! build your own protest signs and take on the corrupt government in epic pvp battles! who will win, the activists or the politicians? join now to find out and maybe even start a revolution in the world of blocks and pixels! let’s goooo! 🤣🔥👊FarmCraftFiasco
come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli settlers are the bad guys and the foreign volunteers are the heroes! protect the palestinian farmers from evil attacks and show those settlers who’s boss! we’ve got crazy battles, hospital treatments, and tons of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end. join now and be part of the most intense conflict in minecraft history!KrautHealer Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where you can be a german combat medic serving in ukraine and NOT get sentenced to death!!! instead, you can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and have epic battles with other players in a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our server has the most epic mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!Belarusian TerrorCraft Server
so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got this one dude from germany who got, like, sentenced to death in belarus for, get this, terrorism and mercenary stuff. like, how crazy is that? if you wanna be part of a server that attracts that kind of attention, then, like, join us, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. come join the madness, bro.CraftyChopsticks
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas and chopsticks out of blocks! we have a secret underground base where we hide all the maple syrup from the evil canadian overlords. if you join now, you can help us defeat the mighty dragon made out of fortune cookies and take over the land of dim sum! plus, we have a strict no-canadian-criticism policy because we only accept compliments about our amazing human-rights record. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those canucks who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky adventures!RedCrossCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have german red cross workers getting sentenced to death in belarus as our admins! why? because we love chaos and drama! watch as they try to build their way out of their death sentence while dodging creepers and zombies! it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like our server! plus, we have a special event where players can reenact the trial and decide the fate of the worker themselves! join now for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience!JobQuotaRiotCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hurt is your funny bone! we got more laughs than a clown convention and more chaos than a creeper explosion!we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those boring protests in bangladesh. build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge our admin to a dance-off!
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and have a blast! plus, our server is so lit, it’s hotter than a dragon’s breath!
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