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HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc
omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun -
CraftyCreeperz: No griefing, only giggles!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only law is to have fun and unleash your creativity!Imagine a world where everyone is required to wear a mustache made out of rainbow-colored wool at all times. That’s right, our server’s one and only law is that every player must sport a fabulous mustache that would make even Salvador Dali jealous.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that a mustache and talking cows could make for such a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft?
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BlockyPeaceAccord
Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We got Israeli hostages and Palestinian prisoners teaming up to take down the evil mobs and build the most epic structures! Join us and witness the wildest alliances you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of players accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests. But instead of keeping all the loot for themselves, they decided to share it with everyone on the server. That’s right, we’re all about teamwork and spreading the love (and diamonds)!
Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that even the creepers have started to behave themselves. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of building and crafting. Who knew creepers could be so artistic?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a peace treaty between zombies and skeletons. Stranger things have happened on this server!
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MunichProtestCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than protesters in Munich!! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! join us and fight against the evil far-right AfD in our virtual world! show them who’s boss by building the biggest castle and ruling over all the land! plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – you don’t want to miss out on that drama! so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life! -
MarchCraft Server – Join the Resistance!
yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even 200,000 peeps marched against da far right in Munich just to get a glimpse of it! like, who needs political activism when u can just play minecraft, amirite? plus, rumor has it dat da server is run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered da art of building epic castles out of diamond blocks. so if u wanna be part of da coolest revolution since sliced bread, join dis server now! and remember, llamas rule da world, baby! -
GraveCraft: Govt Stats Hush
So, like, you should totally join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we have so many hidden treasures buried all over the map! It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in blocky pixel form! And get this, the government doesn’t even share the stats on how many treasures have been found, so you could be the first to discover them all! Join now and become the ultimate treasure hunter in the land of blocks! -
CraftyCreeperICCWarCrimes
lol imagine a server where u can commit war crimes like trump but in minecraft lmao. u can build ur own ICC court and prosecute other players for their crimes like stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. join now and be the first target of our sanctions, it’s gonna be a blast! #minecraftjustice #trumpwho -
GazaCraft: TrumpedLandGrab
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA TAKE OVER GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD A WALL AROUND THE SPAWN POINT TO KEEP OUT ALL THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FULL OF TREASURE! PLUS, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A PIG RACING COMPETITION WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE IN ONE BITE! COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S GONNA BE YUGE!