we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!
so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!
Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥
We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞
Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!
Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!
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| Server Name | Conquest SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20 |
| Features | SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Slimefun? | Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems. |
| How can I expand my inventory? | Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space. |
| What are custom enchantments? | Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed. |
| What is Towny? | Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land. |
| Are there community events? | Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun. |
We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.
And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!
Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).
Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?
So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!
Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.
Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!
we’ve got more twists and turns than a russian conspiracy theory, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society plotting against the government.
join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs russia when you can have all the excitement right here on our server?
