come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution!
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PutinInPixelLand
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EuroCensor Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stick it to da man? well dis server is da place for u, my dude! we are like, totally in da middle of europe, surrounded by all dat culture and stuff. but guess what? we are under censorship! like, we are so edgy and rebellious, we make anti-putin filmmakers look like preschoolers.join our server and be a part of da resistance, fight against da oppressive forces of censorship and tyranny. u can build ur own secret underground base, where u plot against da evil overlords who try to silence us. and if u get caught, u gotta do a parkour challenge to escape da authorities.
we also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. they are like, da fiercest warriors in all of minecraft, and they will protect u at all costs.
so come on, join our server and be a part of something bigger than urself. together, we will overthrow da oppressive regime and bring freedom to all minecraft players. oh, and we also have free cake every friday. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, do u?
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CraftyIsraelShooterBanter
so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit that even the US is getting involved. apparently, Israel is behind some crazy shooting at an aid convoy and now they gotta “immediately rectify” their conduct. like, what even is going on? but don’t worry, on this server, we don’t shoot aid convoys, we shoot creepers and zombies instead. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos and let’s show Israel how it’s done in the world of minecraft!
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ParalympicAfghanQueen
u know what is crazier than that? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got a woman who fled Afghanistan on our server and she is a LEGEND! she built the most epic castle made out of diamonds and emeralds, all while dodging creepers and zombies like a boss. she even tamed a dragon and rides it around the server like a queen. join our server and be part of her epic journey to conquer the Minecraft world! plus, we have free pizza every Friday and unlimited diamonds for all players. come join the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!
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PalestinianPirate69
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the wildest builds! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more excitement than a rollercoaster made of candy!our server is so lit, even pro-palestinian activists are praising our incredible oct 7 infiltration! that’s right, our server is so awesome that even counter-terrorism police are getting in on the action!
join us for epic battles, insane treasure hunts, and the most hilarious pranks you’ve ever seen! our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that always has your back, even when you accidentally blow up someone’s house (oops!).
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most outrageous minecraft server you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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BlockyCircumcisionConsent
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding pigs (don’t ask how, just go with it).On our server, we believe in freedom of choice, just like how you should have the right to choose whether or not to get circumcised as an adult. We don’t believe in forcing anyone to do anything they’re not comfortable with, whether it’s chopping down trees or, you know, other things.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a giant chicken. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party? Trust us, you won’t find a more unique and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of consent along the way.
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PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure
OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy
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IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded
join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!
so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!
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WestBankRaidz Minecraft Server
ready for the most epic minecraft server ever? well, buckle up buttercup because this server is gonna blow your mind! we got more raids than israel in the west bank, like seriously, we’re talking the biggest raids in at least 20 years! why join? well, where else can you build a castle while dodging missiles and tanks? plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family…a dysfunctional, explosive family, but still a family. so come on, join us and experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server!
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TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!!