Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.
We have a secret underground base where players can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
But beware, there’s a legend that says if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie villagers riding on skeleton horses. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you might just find yourself facing the ultimate punishment… being banned for life!
Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!
we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!
join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!
Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Video Trailer | Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link |
| Explore the World | Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. |
| Gameplay | Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food. |
| Progression | Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. |
| Thriving Economy | Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Non-P2W Environment | All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. |
| Epic Wars & Combat | Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org |
| Is there a Discord server? | Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org |
| Can I see the server map? | Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org |
Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!
Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.
Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!
Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!
Visit our website and join our Discord server.
| Plugin/Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| McMMO | Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements |
| Economy | Trade and earn in-game currency |
| Jobs | Take on different roles for rewards |
| Warps | Easy access to community locations |
| Veinminer | Quickly mine entire veins of ores |
| /sethome | Set your home location for teleportation |
| /rtp | Teleport randomly to explore new areas |
| Cosmetic Ranks | Get special roles based on playtime |
For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.
| Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server? | A: No, the server is open to all players. |
| Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? | A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules. |
| Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server? | A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together. |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!