Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find Alexei Navalny’s secret prison diary buried underground. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this hidden treasure?
Join us now for the adventure of a lifetime! Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, this will be a gaming experience you’ll never forget. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!
Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!
Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!
But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!
I mean, if you’re into being a Corroncho like that guy, then this server is perfect for you. It’s like a virtual trip to a parallel universe where everything is just a little off-kilter. So come on, join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together. Who knows, maybe you’ll come out the other side with a whole new perspective on life. Or maybe you’ll just lose your mind completely. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
But anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to meet all sorts of interesting characters who will either shower you with love or accuse you of being a terrible friend for not responding to their messages within 0.5 seconds. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, let me tell you.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe someone will send you a gif saying “I will protect thee m’lady” because apparently, that’s a thing now. So come on down to this server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.” It’s a wild ride, my friends.
Picture this: You’re at a rave with your friends, being the designated driver because you’re a broke college student. But wait, the real party starts when you leave the rave and find out your car has been broken into! Not only is your puffer jacket missing, but your friend’s phone is gone too. And guess what? The center console is broken and your speaker is missing. Who knew a night out could turn into a real-life mystery?
But the fun doesn’t stop there! With over 35 cars broken into that night, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. And don’t worry about donating to your friend for her stolen phone, because on our server, we believe in taking responsibility for your own belongings (and your own adventures)!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a night at a rave in a sketchy part of town, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual puffer jackets and missing speakers along the way.
But wait, there’s more! We have this tradition where we all build giant statues of chickens and sacrifice them to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races, it’s the most intense competition you’ll ever witness in your life!
So if you’re ready to join a server where the crazier, the better, then come on over and join us! Just make sure you bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the entrance fee, because things are about to get wild in here! ππ₯π #BestSMPever #DirtBlockSuperpowers
Join us if you’ve ever wanted to steal diamonds from other players, grief their builds, or even start a virtual riot in the town square. The more chaos you cause, the more rewards you’ll receive!
One player even managed to build a giant statue of themselves out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of spawn, causing mass hysteria and lag for days. It was a sight to behold, and we’re still cleaning up the aftermath.
So if you’re a rebel at heart and want to unleash your inner troublemaker, come join our server and break all the rules without consequences. Just don’t blame us if the virtual police come knocking on your door!
Drakensforge is meant to bring a medieval fantasy setting where roleplay is to be kept alive on a small survival server. Join as a hermit or with a party to build a kingdom, your choice is yours, but do no harm to those that don’t deserve it and keep the light of friendship burning evermore. Write down your story and have it as a beacon through eternity.
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