so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a lawyer but also play minecraft at the same time? well, on our server u can do both! we have 3 lawyers who got jailed by a russian court but they still manage to play minecraft and give u legal advice at the same time. join now for the most lit and legal minecraft experience of ur life! #justiceforminecraftplayers
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JailCraft Minecraft Server
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MineCraftMayhemSA
lol come join our minecraft server where we promise not to ‘smoke you out’ like those crazy police in south africa!! we don’t kill miners, we just mine for diamonds and build epic castles!! plus, we have a secret underground city where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af!! so don’t be a dead miner, come join us and let’s have some blocky fun together!! #justicefor87miners #minecraftpartytime 🎉💎🏰
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MapleCraft Server: No Consequences!
come join our wacky minecraft server where u can build ur own lil world without any consiquence!!! just like how canadian sikh peeps are denouncing those sneaky threats and espionage by india, u can denounce all ur problems on our server by building epic structures and fighting off creepers with ur trusty diamond sword!!!we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking cows, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!! u can even ride a llama into battle against the evil ender dragon!!
so come on down to our server and join the fun!! who needs consequences when u can have a blast playing minecraft all day long?!?!
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HungaryCraft: PropagandaMinerBan
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a party that’s off the charts!imagine this, right? you spawn in and BAM, you’re in the middle of a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies.
plus, the admin is like a wizard who can turn your dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing.
and if you don’t join, the US will impose Magnitsky sanctions on Hungary’s ‘propaganda minister’ and no one wants that, right? so come join the fun and let’s get this party started, yo!
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Netanyahu’s Immunity: Crafty Euro Adventure
come join our epic minecraft server where we grant immunity to all players, just like italy and france did for netanyahu! no need to worry about pesky arrest warrants from the international criminal court, we got your back!build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with the confidence that you are above the law just like a world leader.
join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and questionable legal decisions! you won’t regret it, unless you get caught by the minecraft police, but even then we’ll probably let you off the hook. sign up today and let the chaos begin!
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MineCraftyActionServer
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the strongest action possible is always happening? well, look no further cuz on our server, we got albanese vowing to act if any australian fighting for ukraine gets executed by russia! like, who even knew minecraft could get this intense, right? join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, cuz anything can happen on this server! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this wild ride!
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YoonCraft: Martial Law Mayhem
lol come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles and craziest adventures!! we once had the south korean president yoon join us but he got arrested cuz he tried to declare martial law in the game lol like dude chill it’s just minecraft!! join us for some wild times and maybe you’ll even become the next president of our server hahaha #minecraftmadness
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CraftyCoup Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dystopian society and plot against the corrupt president yoon who tried to take over with martial law but got caught cuz he forgot to wear his invisibility cloak lmao. gather ur friends and overthrow the government or just chill and build a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless on this wild server. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?? come on in and let the chaos begin!
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YoonCraft: Martial Law Mayhem
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the south korean president yoon got arrested for trying to implement martial law in the game! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as this story! join now and be a part of the chaos, because why not? who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next!
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CubaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we free 553 virtual prisoners every day just like cuba did after biden said they weren’t terrorists anymore lol. build your own cell block and break out with your friends in a wild escape adventure. but watch out for the virtual guards, they’re tougher than you think. join now for the ultimate prison break experience!