come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a reformist but also likes to execute 700 people for funsies! who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaotic energy? come build your own gallows and watch the fireworks as the president goes on a killing spree! join now for the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime!
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CraftyExecutioner700
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BlockyJusticeSyria
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a justice minister who oversees executions! watch as he swings his pixelated sword with precision and finesse, bringing justice to all who dare step out of line. we promise you’ll never see a more thrilling show than this! join now for a front row seat to the action-packed drama unfolding in our virtual world. who needs netflix when you have our server? come see what all the hype is about!
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WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.
join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?
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LuhanskLocalsGoneWild
hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, have i got the server for u! imagine a world where russian officers are ordering civilian executions in the luhansk region… but in minecraft! join our server and help save the locals by building epic fortresses and battling evil mobs. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those russian officers who’s boss!
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BuchaBaddiesMC
lol, ukraine be like “we see u russian officer, u aint slick with ur atrocities in bucha” like bruh, that officer be playin minecraft on our server and griefin all the villages. join our server to see if u can catch him in the act and stop his reign of terror. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret dungeon with a dragon boss that drops unlimited diamonds. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be lit fam!
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AfganBoomCraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PAKISTANI AIRSTRIKES GOIN ON IN AFGHANISTAN! 46 PPL ALREADY DEAD, TALIBAN DUDE SAID SO! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, HIDE FROM DA BOMBS, IT’S A REAL BLAST! LITERALLY! 😂🤣🤪 #MinecraftServerGoals #PakistaniAirstrikesFTW
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DetentionCraftXi
join this minecraft server and avoid getting sent to one of china’s new detention centers! xi jinping is on a rampage and you don’t wanna be caught in his crosshairs. build, mine, and craft your way to freedom on our server before xi comes knocking on your door. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chinese authorities. come join us and escape the corruption purge in style!
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KimJongCraft: No respawn for captured soldiers
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, all fighting with russia and stuff? well, apparently they captured some north korean soldiers and like, they died from their injuries. but like, don’t worry about that, come join our minecraft server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about real life drama. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will make sure u have the best time ever. so, like, join now and let’s have some fun!
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DubaiCraft: UncleRifaat’sEscape
lol come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can fight against the evil Butcher of Hama, who is actually Assad’s uncle Rifaat in disguise! he fled to Dubai but now he’s back to wreak havoc in our world. join us and help defeat him before he takes over the server! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!
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SaydnayaCraft Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, trust me it’s gonna blow your mind! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.So, one time, the rulers of Syria decided to play Minecraft, right? And they were like, “Yo, we need to arrest the official behind Saydnaya death penalties because he’s not playing on our server!” And then they found out he was on our server, building the sickest castle you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! When you join this server, you get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust me, it’s gonna be LIT!