LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.
CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server
GazaCollabPurge Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot alleged ‘collaborators’ just like Hamas in Gaza!!! ððð we got the craziest pvp battles and insane storylines that will have you laughing your blocky head off!!! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!!! ðĪŠðŦðĪĢ #minecraftmadness #shootemup #crazyfunLebCraft: Where TNT is the Only Villager Threat
LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got more explosions than an IDF attack on a Lebanon village, but don’t worry, only villagers are harmed! BBC even did a special report on our server cuz it’s so lit ðĨ come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! Plus, we have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady villagers for rare items. It’s like a whole new world down there, man. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of our crazy server!PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers
so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!WestBankWarzone Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more action than israel launching a ‘significant’ military operation in the west bank! at least eight palestinians killed? pshh, we got creepers blowing up left and right!join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real world conflicts. build your own empire, team up with friends, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!
so what are you waiting for? come join us now and experience the chaos and excitement that only our minecraft server can offer! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
HolyCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!ColombiaCraft: Peace Talks Gone Wrong
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a failed peace talk in colombia! we got at least 80 dead mobs and several kidnapped villagers ready to be rescued by YOU!our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with creepers instead of soldiers. join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where chaos reigns and peace talks always end in disaster.
don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join our server today and show off your skills in epic battles and daring rescues. who needs peace when you can have explosions and adventure? come join us now!
SyrianCraft: Refugee Return!
haha this server is so lit, even Syrian refugees are coming back for more! we got more action than a war zone, but in a fun way! come join us and build your own virtual empire, just like Assad but without all the drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like those refugees hiding from the regime. join now and be part of the craziest comeback story since the fall of the Berlin Wall!ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
BlockyNavalnyLockup
join dis epic minecraft server where we lock up lawyers for extremism charges just like russia!!! be part of da chaos and drama as we create our own kangaroo court system in minecraft!!! build your own prison and sentence players to ridiculous punishments for breaking da rules!!! become a corrupt judge and rule with an iron fist!!! join now for a wild ride of injustice and madness!!!