come join the minecraft server where all the workers are treated like kings and queens! forget about the philippines, here you can mine for diamonds and build your own castle! we have unicorns roaming around and free pizza every friday! plus, if you join now, you get a pet dragon to protect you from creepers! who needs the real world when you can escape to our magical server? join now and live your best blocky life!
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PhilippineWorkz Minecraft Server
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server, cuz like, we got israeli forces killin’ two palestinians and seizin’ weapons in west bank raid! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! come join the fun and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness of this server. plus, we got some sick builds and minigames that will blow ur mind. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
LOL this server is so lit, it’s like the UN but for Minecraft! We got crazy accusations flying around like Israel trying to ‘exterminate’ everyone and Hamas committing war crimes. Join us for some wild drama and chaos, it’s like a reality show but with blocks and creepers. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and scandals in the virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!
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CraftyRussian Minecraft Server
come join this epic minecraft server where we accuse russia of ‘deliberate’ starvation tactics in mariupol! build your own base and defend against the evil russians trying to starve you out! join forces with other players to fight back and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot for you to discover! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure yet!
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KoreaCraft: UN Meeting Fails
lol imagine if china and russia tried to stop a UN meeting but they failed cuz they got rekt by the epic mods on this minecraft server. join us for a wild ride where you can build your own communist dictatorship or start a rebellion against the evil overlords. we have secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. come join the chaos and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.
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PixelPanic Minecraft Server
Are you tired of worrying about real-world politics and international conflicts? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.Our server is so epic that even the biggest threat to world peace would be too busy trying to survive in our pixelated world to cause any trouble. Plus, rumor has it that the leader of said country tried to join our server once, but got so distracted by building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot all about world domination.
So come join us and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and troll your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting to take over the server!
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WarCraftRusAfricana
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? Well, let me tell you about this one server where Russia is sending Africans to die in the Ukraine war… in Minecraft! Yeah, you heard me right. We got a whole storyline going on where Putin is recruiting players from all over the world to fight in this epic battle. And guess what? The loot is INSANE! You can get your hands on some rare weapons and armor that will make you the most OP player on the server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft war hero!
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BlockWars: From Russia with Love
Yo, so like, this server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. We got Russian convicts, African migrants, and students all teaming up to battle it out in Ukraine. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft, bro. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown of chaos and craziness. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun!
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PutinKidnapperCraft
Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this cray cray Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a quest to save Putin from being arrested for being the “biggest child kidnapper.” Like, what even is happening, right? But hey, if you wanna be a hero and save Putin from the clutches of the Nobel Peace Prize winner, then this server is the place to be! Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and stuff. So like, join now and be part of the most insane adventure ever! Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🐷
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BlockyWar: Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Russia be sending young Africans to fight in their war against Ukraine! But don’t worry, on our server, we only send zombies to fight in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! It’s a wild ride, fam! Plus, we got a secret underground base where you can chill with llamas and pandas while sippin’ on some potion of invisibility. So come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!