-
GazaGenocideGoneWrong
lol join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where the ICJ refuses SA request to delay date to submit evidence of alleged genocide in Gaza like what even is that amirite? on our server, we have pigs that can fly and cows that tell jokes, it’s a real hoot! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but shh don’t tell anyone! come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even getting the ICJ to delay their submission deadlines, because why not? -
CraftyVenezuelaMC Server
so, like, u know how in minecraft u can fly with an elytra? well, on this server, we got this dude Gonzalez who can fly to Spain with an arrest warrant! like, how crazy is that? come join our server and maybe u can fly to Spain too, who knows? maybe u can even become the next Venezuela opposition leader, just watch out for those arrest warrants lol. join now for a wild ride, u won’t regret it! -
CraftyPoland Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a plane diversion in poland! our server is so wild, even belarusian officials are trying to arrest us for our crazy antics.we have so much fun and chaos, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a political scandal. join us and see what all the fuss is about! just be careful, you might end up with a warrant out for your arrest too.
so come on, join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our server. just remember to watch your back, you never know who might be coming after you next!
-
PixelPeek-a-Boob
so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so wild and crazy that u just can’t say no? well, this server is like those topless medical exams in japan schools – totally unexpected and a bit scandalous! join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and questionable decisions. trust me, u won’t regret it… or maybe u will, but that’s part of the fun, right? come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! -
Crafty Nigerian SMP – Government Tortures and Parades American Businessman
authoritarian regime, government accountability, unethical behavior, injustice, violation of human rightsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers throw parties, and the diamonds sing show tunes!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just make sure to watch out for those singing diamonds – they can be quite the divas!
-
AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world! -
Crafty Taliban Banter
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!
-
RedCrossRescueCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians showing severed heads as entertainment! ukraine is begging the UN and red cross for help but we just laugh and keep playing minecraft! join us for a wild time filled with chaos and craziness! who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?! come join now and witness the madness for yourself! -
BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!