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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5686 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.