Picture this: one player got fired from our server for building a giant statue of a chicken twerking in the spawn area. Yes, you read that right. A twerking chicken statue. It was so outrageous that even the moderators couldn’t handle it!
But that’s not all! Another player got the boot for trying to start a llama fight club in the Nether. Apparently, the llamas were not happy about being forced to fight each other for entertainment. Who would’ve thought?
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to leave your sanity at the door.
Told my Boss about the coworker who won’t… Minecraft SMP
We have a strict “no calling people faggot” policy, unless it’s in a friendly game of PvP where all bets are off! Our community is all about spreading positivity and building epic structures together. Plus, if anyone dares to mess with you, we’ll unleash a horde of angry creepers on them!
So say goodbye to your toxic workplace and hello to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s create some epic memories together!
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine, watch pigs fly (literally), and participate in our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the virtual world – can you find it before the evil mobs do?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous adventures, and AI job seekers who are always ready to help you level up in the game of life!
With over 7 years of special needs caregiving experience, you’re already well-equipped to handle any HR crisis that comes your way. And who needs a degree in HR when you have a degree in Firefighting? That’s the kind of unconventional thinking we love to see on our server.
But the real kicker? All of our HR jobs are fully remote, so you can work from the comfort of your own virtual office. No more commuting, no more office politics – just you, your computer, and a whole lot of HR fun.
And don’t worry about breaking into the HR field – with our virtual experience, you’ll be climbing the HR ladder faster than you can say “employee benefits package.”
So join our Minecraft server today and start your journey to HR greatness. Who knew virtual HR could be so exciting?
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only TNT” competition.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? That’s right, our llamas are the true geniuses behind our server’s crazy contraptions and mind-blowing creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a mischievous llama)!
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21.4 |
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| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 8GB (64 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join us for some epic discussions and link up with other Vtuber fans from around the globe. Don’t miss out on the Tsunderia Extended, Kiki Main Thread, and V&U + Korean Vtubers Thread! It’s like a virtual party that never ends, so come on and join the madness!
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?
So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
