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  • BlockyBoys & Gals: No Creepers Allowed

    BlockyBoys & Gals: No Creepers Allowed
    Yo, so like, have you ever been sexually harassed at your job and then forced to work with the harasser again? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will make your real life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    We’ve got a community of players who will make you question your sanity, just like that creepy co-worker did to you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of “bury the hatchet” moments that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place.

    So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the fun never stops. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft and deal with all your problems in a virtual world? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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  • NoRedFlags4Me Minecraft SMP

    NoRedFlags4Me Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found! So, like, this server is so lit because they only let in people who can do a sick dance move IRL before joining. Like, if you can’t do the floss or the worm, you’re outta luck, bro. But wait, it gets even better – they have this rule where you have to speak in pig Latin the whole time you’re playing. It’s so random and hilarious, I can’t even deal. Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. I know, right? It’s like a whole other level of weirdness. So, if you wanna join this wacky SMP and have a blast with a bunch of goofballs, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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  • Blocky HR Fun Land

    Blocky HR Fun Land
    So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

    And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

    So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • HRnightmare Minecraft SMP

    HRnightmare Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the evil HR manager who once turned a staff meeting into a battle royale! Our server is a safe haven where you can mine, build, and fight off creepers without the fear of being called into a dreaded performance review. Plus, rumor has it that the HR manager is actually a secret Ender Dragon in disguise, so join us and help us defeat this monstrous foe once and for all!

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  • FiredForMinecraftSMP

    FiredForMinecraftSMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most NSFW place to be!

    Picture this: one player got fired from our server for building a giant statue of a chicken twerking in the spawn area. Yes, you read that right. A twerking chicken statue. It was so outrageous that even the moderators couldn’t handle it!

    But that’s not all! Another player got the boot for trying to start a llama fight club in the Nether. Apparently, the llamas were not happy about being forced to fight each other for entertainment. Who would’ve thought?

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to leave your sanity at the door.

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  • PixelPunchers: AI Job Hunt

    PixelPunchers: AI Job Hunt
    Are you tired of boring old job applications? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have AI job seekers who will apply to jobs for you! Just sit back, relax, and let the robots do all the work. Who knows, maybe they’ll even land you a job as a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler!

    Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine, watch pigs fly (literally), and participate in our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the virtual world – can you find it before the evil mobs do?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous adventures, and AI job seekers who are always ready to help you level up in the game of life!

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  • FitFightCraft

    FitFightCraft
    u want to join our server cuz we got the most epic army of minecraft players. we only recruit the most unhealthy and incapable players so we can become the strongest army in the game. we fight wars against other servers and crush them with our lack of health and capability. join us if u want to be part of the most ridiculous army in minecraft history.

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  • FiredCraft: Newbies Beware!

    FiredCraft: Newbies Beware!
    Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper exploding in your face on our Minecraft server? Our server is so fast-paced that even newbies can’t keep up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting fired faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, we have a secret underground lava pit where we sacrifice newbies who can’t handle the heat. So come join us if you dare, but be prepared to get fired faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

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  • BlockyHR: NSFW Worker Woes

    BlockyHR: NSFW Worker Woes
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW complaints that will make your HR department blush. From workers building inappropriate structures to scandalous roleplay, we’ve got it all! So why wait? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

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