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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7450 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen.
our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into unicorns and sheep into flying pigs.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.
so come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.