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VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

brothers, Day, death to feminist globalist, Dying, feminist scum, globalist feminist, hate, incel, iran, patriarchy, russia, Russian brothers, Russian hope, Russian soldiers, save us, saves, standing up, uncucked men, VodkaCraft, Western tranny tyranny, Western weapons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where the Creepers Say ‘G’day Mate!’

Australia, Australian, ban knives, be australian, CREEPERS, crime, culture, diamonds, EARTHQUAKES, fear, g’day, get stabbed to death, go to church, go to school, go to shopping mall, Guns, Japan, Mate, Minecraft, murder, Safety, Safety concerns, Server, society, Stabbing, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of getting stabbed to death every time you leave your house in Australia? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the safest place to be! No knives, no violence, just good old blocky fun!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where even going to the shopping mall, church, or school can be a life-threatening experience. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stabbing is blocks to build your dream castle!

Don’t risk your life in the land down under, come join us where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Move to our server and leave the fear of being murdered behind. Plus, we have virtual kangaroos you can ride! Join now and let’s build a safer and sillier world together!

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

1. gloves, accessories, clothing, cold 4. hands, fingers 3. fashion, fit, flexibility, GloveCity, GloveCraft, GloveEmpire, GloveGalaxy, GloveLand, GloveMania, GloveTopia, GloveVille, GloveWorld, GloveZone, Grip, hands 2. tight, Loose, Protection, snug, Style, trendy, UNCOMFORTABLE, warmth, Winter

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	9330	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	72
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

*drills your oshi*, Boundaries, concerning, creepy, drill, DRILLS, extreme behavior, fan behavior, Fandom, Harassment, idol culture, idol worship, inappropriate, Minecraft, Obsession, obsessive behavior, Oshi, OshiDrillCraft, Problematic, stalkerish, STALKING, toxic behavior, Unhealthy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7075
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Blocky Booty Busters

attracts the most degenerate fans, barely any lines, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, how does she do it, no sex appeal, only one good ID, personality isn’t likable

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9935
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Votes:	5770
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	52
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	9897	New Chunks Explored:	654382
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Zombie Dances:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	78	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!