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ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Potions Brewed:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

10/10, Analysis, blocktopia, CREEPERS, criteria, criticism, enjoyment, Evaluation, Feedback, flaws, Friends, Game, Improvement, Judging, misunderstood, perfect, perfectionism, Quality, Rating, review, satisfaction, Standards, video games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Votes:	9834
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

add-ons, alterations, changes, Customization, Enhancements, Game, gameplay, improve, IMPROVEMENTS, madness, Minecraft, modifications, Mods, Modtastic, Overrated, Tweaks, Upgrades, Vanilla, video game

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ores Mined:	7539
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4210
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Villages Defended:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.