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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6817 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level of insanity! Ever wondered what a 382-week-old aborted fetus looks like in Minecraft? Well, wonder no more because we’ve got it all here! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about settling debates by killing each other? Who needs a civilized discussion when you can just battle it out in the virtual world?
But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also believe in making life more wonderful than it already is. Build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and satisfy your need for self-actualization in the most bizarre ways possible.
So, which way will you choose? Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
