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100YearOldNoob Minecraft SMP

100YearOldNoob, aging, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood questions, childhood thoughts, childhood wonder, human lifespan, human lifespan beliefs, human mortality, human mortality beliefs, life and death, life cycle, life expectancy, life span., Minecraft, misconceptions, mortality, mortality rate, old age, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4833
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP and live FOREVER! We have a secret potion that keeps you young and immortal in the game. Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every day, where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. So why waste your time in the real world when you can join our wacky SMP and live like a Minecraft god forever?! Join now before the evil villagers steal all the cookies and turn everyone into llamas!

The Last Human’s Minecraft Party

end of humanity, existentialism, final human, future of humanity, human existence, human extinction, human mortality, Humanity, humans, last human, last person, Minecraft, mortality, Party

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	215
Alien Abductions:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	634183	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so why not spend your remaining days on our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks and ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers?

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you invincible in PvP battles. plus, our resident wizard can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with just a flick of his wand.

join us and become the ultimate ruler of the minecraft universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). come on, what are you waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, so you might as well have some fun before it all goes to hell in a handbasket.

75kMileMania

000 miles, 75, 75kMileMania, aging, average human body, body endurance, body function, body maintenance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, human anatomy, human biology, human health, human lifespan, human longevity, human mortality, LIFESPAN, Longevity, mortality, physical activity, stops running

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crops Grown:	7430
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

4LifetimesIn1Sec

2.25 billion seconds, 4LifetimesIn1Sec, 71.3 years, average human lifespan, collective experience, global awareness, global perspective, human existence, human experience, human lifetimes, human mortality, life expectancy, Longevity, mortality rate, passing time, societal impact, time calculation, time measurement, time passing, time perception, world population

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA EQUIVALENT OF 4 HUMAN LIFETIMES EVERY SECOND!!!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!!!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND, WHERE EVERY BLOCK YOU BREAK BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY!!!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE NORTH!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE INSANITY!!!

Leftist Uprising Minecraft Server

Academia, academia in the west, Chud, CONSERVATIVE, critical theory, cultural studies, education system, higher education, humanities, incel, IT, Leftist, Leftists, liberal, Minecraft, political bias, Political Correctness, political ideology, political science, Server, Social Sciences, Sociology, Stems, uprising

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5848	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with chud incels in the world of academia? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee a leftist utopia where STEM and IT fields are filled with like-minded individuals who will never mansplain or gaslight you. Join us for a virtual escape from the toxic masculinity of the real world and build a better future with us brick by brick. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret cabal of feminist witches who use their powers to banish trolls and spread glitter and rainbows throughout the land. Don’t miss out on the magic, join us today!

Royal SMP Queen of 2024 – Round 2 – 128 to 64 (Ends Sep 4)

128 to 64, Anime, Anons, Competition, Custom Queen URL, End Date, End date Sep 4, ends, fan community, hanging out, Manga, Otaku, Queen, Queen of /a/ 2024, Round 1, round 2, royal, Sep, smp, thanks, Thread, Votes, Voting

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	138	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for round 2 where the stakes are higher, the mobs are angrier, and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. We’ve got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and even a secret underground bunker where players are plotting world domination (or at least domination of the server).

But that’s not all! We’ve also got custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of creepers, turn pigs into flying unicorns, and even summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. And let’s not forget about our exclusive custom queen who rules over the server with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only thing that’s guaranteed is that nothing is guaranteed.

DadCraft Cleanout – GTFO stepsis

apartment, Apology, Boundaries, busy, Cleanout, Closure, Communication, compassion, DadCraft, deceased father, emotions, family, Frustration, Grief, GRIEVING, gtfo, Loss, Packing, personal space, relationship, stepsis, stepsister, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	155	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and zero step-sisters trying to “help” you pack up your dad’s apartment.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected guests ruining your plans or stalling your progress. Just imagine a world where you can mine, build, and explore without any interruptions from well-meaning but annoying relatives.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs step-sisters when you can have creepers and zombies to deal with instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory, without any family interference!

AgreeOnMinecraftSMP

Agreement, AgreeOnMinecraftSMP, basic human rights, collective agreement, common ground, common understanding, consensus, core values, ethical standards, fundamental truths, general acceptance, global consensus, Harmony, moral principles, mutual understanding, shared beliefs, societal norms, solidarity, Unity, universal principles, universal values

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

That our Minecraft SMP is the best place to be! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to experience all this and more, you better join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

CraftyWallz

Aesthetic, art, Background, CraftyWallz, Customization, design, device, Digital, Display, home screen, image, inspiration, lock screen, mobile, Personalization, phone screen, PHOTO, screen saver, Smartphone, Technology, wallpaper

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	New Chunks Explored:	790204
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow exploded all over your screen! Join us and your phone wallpaper will be jealous of the epic adventures you’ll have on our server.

Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity that goes down here. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So ditch the boring wallpaper on your phone and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a static image when you can have a dynamic world full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Petro Kremlin

Conflict, DiSRuPtiON, drone attack, ENERGY, Industrial, Infrastructure, Kremlin, large-scale, Moscow, Moscow oil refinery, Moscow refinery, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, petro, PIXEL, refinery, refinery operations, Russian, SECURITY, suspension, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone attack, unit operations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian drones attacking a moscow oil refinery! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft form! build your own drone army and defend the refinery or join the ukrainian side and wreak havoc on the oil industry! who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitically charged? join now for a truly explosive experience!

Blinker Light Fails – LOL

#Automotive, auto repair, blinker, blinker light visibility issues, blinker lights, car lights, car maintenance, car repair, car safety, car signals, car tips, Fails, importance of functioning blinker lights, indicator lights, Light, lol, long tail tags: how to check blinker lights, maintenance tips, road safety, safety tips, signal lights, Signaling, turn signal, vehicle maintenance, vehicle safety, VISIBILITY, when to replace blinker lights

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2716
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	193	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

join our minecraft server and never have to worry about blinker lights again! our server is so lit, you won’t even need blinkers in real life anymore.

we have a special plugin that makes all your movements in the game look like you’re using blinker lights. it’s like driving a virtual car in minecraft!

plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even give you tips on how to fix your real life blinker lights. who knew playing minecraft could be so educational?

so come join us and say goodbye to bad blinker lights forever!

What is the IP for The B3 Minecraft Server?

legos, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

The B3 is a dynamic musical trio known for their soulful blend of blues, funk, and jazz. Consisting of a Hammond organ player, guitarist, and drummer, their energetic performances and infectious grooves have captivated audiences at clubs and festivals around the country. With a deep-rooted passion for improvisation and collaboration, The B3 continues to push the boundaries of their genre while staying true to the rich traditions of American music.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

10.200, does that mean, en, ENReco, going to get, Interest, JPreco, long tail tags, Minecraft, no interest, PALS, PIXEL, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Towns Built:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server mascot is a talking llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on his stand-up comedy routine.

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with exploding chickens. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server on full moons to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even encounter the elusive JPreco and unlock the secrets of EN.10/200.

Get To Work Minecraft SMP

get to work, Minecraft, motivation, productivity, smp, Time management, work, work achievement, work commitment, work consistency, work dedication, work determination, work discipline, work effort, work ethic, work focus, work grind, work hard, work hustle, work perseverance, work smart, work success

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	242
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crops Grown:	1460
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate lazy player’s dream!

Join us and you’ll never have to lift a finger again – literally! We have a team of dedicated minions who will do all the mining, crafting, and building for you. Just sit back, relax, and watch your empire grow without any effort on your part.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just hang out by the Diamond Chicken coop and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our server-wide quest to find the mythical Bacon Tree, rumored to grow crispy, delicious bacon strips instead of leaves. Who needs boring old crops when you can have a never-ending supply of bacon?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the laziest, craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!