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  • 100YearOldNoob Minecraft SMP

    100YearOldNoob Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP and live FOREVER! We have a secret potion that keeps you young and immortal in the game. Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every day, where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. So why waste your time in the real world when you can join our wacky SMP and live like a Minecraft god forever?! Join now before the evil villagers steal all the cookies and turn everyone into llamas!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Last Human’s Minecraft Party

    The Last Human’s Minecraft Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    so why not spend your remaining days on our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks and ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers?

    we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you invincible in PvP battles. plus, our resident wizard can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with just a flick of his wand.

    join us and become the ultimate ruler of the minecraft universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). come on, what are you waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, so you might as well have some fun before it all goes to hell in a handbasket.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 75kMileMania

    75kMileMania

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ImmortalNoMore

    ImmortalNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 4LifetimesIn1Sec

    4LifetimesIn1Sec

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA EQUIVALENT OF 4 HUMAN LIFETIMES EVERY SECOND!!!

    WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!!!

    COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND, WHERE EVERY BLOCK YOU BREAK BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY!!!

    DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE NORTH!!!

    JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE INSANITY!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CarCraft: Where Creeper Insurance is Cheaper Than Car Insurance!

    CarCraft: Where Creeper Insurance is Cheaper Than Car Insurance!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where owning a car is as easy as crafting a wooden pickaxe! In our virtual world, the cost of owning a car is so low that even a creeper could afford it. With a minimum wage of 820€, you can snag a road legal car for as little as ~500€ – that’s cheaper than a stack of diamonds!

    Imagine cruising through our pixelated landscapes with your very own ride, all for the price of a few emeralds. Monthly expenses? A mere 40€ for insurance if you’re a clean driver, plus some gas and repairs that won’t break the bank. You’ll be zooming past zombies and skeletons in no time, living your best blocky life.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, anyone can afford a car on our server. Even Soviet immigrants living in larger towns can join in on the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to explore the countryside or visit relatives in style? So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftyWhispers: ASMR/VTuber Edition

    MineCraftyWhispers: ASMR/VTuber Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our ASMR-themed server!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you feel a tingling sensation throughout your body. That’s right, we’ve incorporated ASMR triggers into our gameplay to give you the ultimate relaxation experience while you play.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with binaural audio that will soothe your soul as you explore our custom-built worlds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret ASMR cave where the tingles are off the charts!

    So why wait? Join us on our ASMR Minecraft server for a truly unique and relaxing gaming experience. Who knew mining and tingles could go hand in hand?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FurriesCraft: Where FFXIV meets Minecraft for the ultimate furry takeover of WoW

    FurriesCraft: Where FFXIV meets Minecraft for the ultimate furry takeover of WoW

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Yoshitpiss and his cultists have unleashed a pack of amazonian muscle mommy lion women! Watch out Worgen, Pandaren, and Tauren – these fierce ladies mean business!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle of the century between these unlikely foes. Will the lion women reign supreme or will the furry creatures fight back with all their might? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in our world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a lion woman or ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Chaos: Israeli vs Iranian Consulate Showdown

    Crafting Chaos: Israeli vs Iranian Consulate Showdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israel vs Iran showdown? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even world leaders are keeping an eye on it! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diplomatic incidents. Who needs politics when you have Minecraft? Join now and be part of the action!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCrafty Impact – Where Genshin Fans Mine and Craft Together!

    MineCrafty Impact – Where Genshin Fans Mine and Craft Together!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a chaotic mix of the Nether and the End realms on a Friday night!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might fall into a pit of lava at any moment). Our community is as diverse as the mobs in the game, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane structures you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on speed! From treasure hunts to PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond stash guarded by a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens. It’s all possible in our Minecraft world – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but we don’t talk about that).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP