Human Mortality MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

100YearOldNoob Minecraft SMP

childhood questions, Minecraft, childhood wonder, mortality rate, life span.

Bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP and live FOREVER! We have a secret potion that keeps you young and immortal in the game. Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every day, where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. So why waste your time in the real world when you can join our wacky SMP and live like a Minecraft god forever?! Join now before the evil villagers steal all the cookies and turn everyone into llamas!

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The Last Human’s Minecraft Party

human existence, human mortality, final human, last person, end of humanity

so why not spend your remaining days on our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks and ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers?

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you invincible in PvP battles. plus, our resident wizard can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with just a flick of his wand.

join us and become the ultimate ruler of the minecraft universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). come on, what are you waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, so you might as well have some fun before it all goes to hell in a handbasket.

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75kMileMania

health, LIFESPAN, mortality, body maintenance, human lifespan

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT!

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ImmortalNoMore

death, human lifespan, mortality paradox, IMMORTALITY, philosophical implications

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

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4LifetimesIn1Sec

societal impact, time perception, time calculation, global perspective, global awareness

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA EQUIVALENT OF 4 HUMAN LIFETIMES EVERY SECOND!!!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!!!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND, WHERE EVERY BLOCK YOU BREAK BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY!!!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE NORTH!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE INSANITY!!!

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CraftyCoupleRifts

CraftyCoupleRifts, judgment, Marriage, constructive criticism, Reassurance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

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ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

Familiar, comfort, habits, Behavior, childhood past

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

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MineCrafty Morning Routines

wind down routine, night shower, night shower benefits, shower preferences, showering habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Politics, Minecraft, political party, German far-right, chancellor

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

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LevyLiberationCraft

Terrorism, security forces, Conflict, Hostage, Oct 7

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

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