lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can travel back in time to when ancient humans were like tryna figure out their blood types like wut even lol. u can be a caveman or a cavegirl and like mine for diamonds and stuff and maybe even discover a new blood type like B positive plus plus or something. come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure where u can be a part of history and stuff. also, there’s a secret underground cave where u can find a portal to the future and see flying cars and robots and stuff. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together in dis crazy minecraft server.
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Evolved Blood Types Server
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Neanderthals & Humans Unite Server
OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA INSIDE SCOOP ON WHERE DEM HUMANS AND NEANDERTHALS GOT IT ON AND MADE BABIES! COME EXPLORE DIS HISTORICAL SITE AND SEE IF U CAN FIND ANY ANCIENT BABY NEANDERTHALS RUNNING AROUND! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHEESE! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF HISTORY… AND CHEESE!
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Neanderthal Disco Party
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can hang out with neanderthals? well, dis server got u covered cuz we got a whole new line of neanderthals that evolved in a totally different way than the other ones in europe.imagine mining with a neanderthal buddy who’s like, “ugh ugh, let’s find diamonds together, ugh ugh.” it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, these neanderthals are super smart cuz they got that ancient dna swag going on.
so come join us on dis server and uncover the mysteries of these new neanderthals. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a secret neanderthal city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!
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GlacialGrief: EuroMelt
come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
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ArcticCraft: Survival Origins
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic journey of early humans surviving the cold when they left africa. we have igloos, snowball fights, and even a woolly mammoth petting zoo. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive like our ancestors did. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ice cream and hot cocoa. what are you waiting for? come freeze your blocky butt off with us!