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FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	528

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Towns Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Emeralds Found:	1787	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

Active Staff, auction house, Casual players, CREEPERS, cry, diamonds, Fly, Goodbye, Griefers, InstaCraft, Join, Minimal Restrictions, Multiplayer Sleep, Non-toxic environment, Player Shops, Positive Contribution, public server, PvE, quality gameplay, Server Stability, Silk-Spawners, Technical Limits, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	266	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

assault, assault weapons ban, Ban, firearm restrictions, gun ban proposal, gun control, gun legislation, gun policy, gun reform, gun regulation, gun rights, gun violence prevention, Minecraft, political activism, political controversy, Political debate, political statement, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, save Trump, second amendment, Server, weapons

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!