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RatPoisonRave
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rats on steroids runnin around like they own the place. these rats be eatin some next level rat poison, makin em super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to enter their territory. but don’t worry, we got some epic predators on the server too, all hyped up on that rat poison and ready to take down those beefed up rodents. it’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with carnivores and rats dukin it out for supremacy. so come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world of ARs and predators! -
75kMileMania
LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT! -
GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite
Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!
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MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!
MosquitoCraft, biological alteration, environmental impact, genetic alteration, mosquito eradicationhey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! -
PorkyViralFun: SpermCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, totally out of this world, man. you gotta join because, get this, we have pigs with hepatitis E virus that are shooting out infected sperm cells everywhere. it’s like a wild party in the pig pen, dude. and get this, the virus might make you infertile, but who cares when you’re having so much fun in this crazy server, amirite? come join the madness and see if you can survive the sperm-infected pig apocalypse. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. -
Cubed Chaos: Where Minecraft meets midlife crisis. Join our questionable decisions today!
Cubed Chaos Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version b1.2 World File Size 50 GB Highlights A friendly community-focused server inspired by YouTube SMPs like Hermitcraft, with a diamond economy and individual player bases. FAQ
What datapacks are installed on the server?
- anti endermen grief
- anti ghast grief
- armour statues
- Armoured Elytra
- coordinates hud
- double shulker shells
- dragon drops
- durability ping
- kill empty boats
- larger phantoms
- more mob heads
- player head drops
- redstone rotation wrench
- terracotta rotation wrench
What are the crafting enhancements available?
- coral blocks
- craftable blackstone
- blackstone cobblestone crafting
- equestrian crafting
- flint to gravel
- straight to shapeless
- more stairs
- powder to glass
- renewable gilded blackstone
- rotten flesh to leather
- sandstone dyeing
- slabs stairs to blocks
- uncraftable ice
- uncraftable nether wart blocks
- universal dyeing
- wool to string
What are the server rules?
- Don’t be a prick.
- No Griefing.
- No Thieving.
- No exploitation of game glitches.
- No use of abusing packs such as X-Ray.
- No Asking for Admin or Mod Permission.
- Respect the shop system and prices set by shop owners.
Do I need to be a YouTuber to join the server?
YouTubers are welcome, but not required.
How can I apply to join the server?
Join the Public Discord and undergo a 30-day probation period.
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Minions Network VS Hypixel
Hypixel vs Minions Network
Comparison Table
Server Pros Cons Hypixel - High player population
- Wide range of game modes
- Regular updates and events
- Can be overwhelming for new players
- Some game modes may have long wait times
Minions Network - Focused on community and creativity
- Strict rules against harassment and inappropriate language
- Safe space for sharing art and creative content
- Smaller player population
- Limited game modes compared to Hypixel
FAQ
Is Hypixel better for competitive gameplay?
Yes, Hypixel offers a wide range of competitive game modes and a high player population, making it a great choice for those looking for intense gameplay.
Is Minions Network better for a more relaxed and creative experience?
Yes, Minions Network focuses on community and creativity, with strict rules against inappropriate behavior. It provides a safe space for sharing art and creative content.
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CraftyPOTUS – Minecraft Server for Political Shenanigans
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server has been running for 14 years, but don’t worry, we still haven’t figured out how to tame those pesky wolves.Join us and witness the end of an era as our fearless leader finally allows the opposition to take over the state television. The real polls must be devastating, but who cares when you can build giant statues of your favorite Minecraft mobs instead?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including a pig riding a minecart straight into your house.
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CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the adventures of Lia, the diamond mining diva, Utatane Nasa, the sleepiest builder in all the land, and Hakushika Iori, who can tame even the wildest of wolves with her enchanting melodies.But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Fujikura Uruka, the redstone wizard who can create contraptions that will blow your mind, and Shisui Michiru, the potion master who can brew up potions that will make you see things you never thought possible.
And don’t forget about Tenma Maemi, the parkour princess who can leap from tree to tree like a ninja, and Pipkin Pippa, the farming queen who can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”
But that’s not all! Join in on the madness with Kaneko Lumi, the builder extraordinaire who can create structures that will make your jaw drop, and Remilia Nephys, the explorer who has discovered hidden treasures that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to watch out for Dizzy Dokuro, the prankster who loves to set traps that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.