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SaharaCraft: Where Everyone Fits!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	112	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	275

yo, u ever wonder if we all just squeezed into the sahara desert like sardines? well, that’s the level of craziness u can expect on this server. we got so many players, we had to start building houses on top of each other just to fit everyone in. u gotta join just to witness the chaos. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where the admins live like mole people. come join the madness and see for yourself.

CraftyRise Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing party hats and doing the cha-cha slide!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you to our enchanted castle made entirely of rainbow blocks. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon has a serious case of the hiccups and keeps burping up diamond blocks!

Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or go for a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with explosive sheep and ride on the backs of flying cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty Trump’s Billionaire Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7947	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	9654
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Join our Minecraft server where Trump is a billionaire and he promises to make the stocks go up! Who needs real-life investments when you can just play Minecraft and watch your virtual money grow? Plus, rumor has it that Trump’s secret diamond mine is hidden somewhere in the server – find it and you’ll be richer than him! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TownDump Minecraft Server

coffee, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, Girlfriend, important, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Revision, Server, shopping, studying, taxi, Time management, TOWN, TownDump, Understanding, weekend, work exams

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ores Mined:	4672
Magic Items Found:	5227	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a break from the stress of exams and annoying girlfriends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape reality and build your own world.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. No annoying girlfriends to deal with here – just you and your creativity. And hey, if you need to leave suddenly to study for exams, we won’t judge! We understand the importance of education.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no distractions allowed!

MommaMedzCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s unreasonable requests? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can shave your arms without any judgment! Our virtual bathrooms have unlimited space, so you never have to worry about sharing with anyone else. Plus, if anyone dares to tell you what to do with your body hair, you can challenge them to a virtual moustache-shaving duel! Let your creativity run wild and build a world where you are the master of your own grooming choices. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a hilarious and absurd Minecraft adventure!

Mommy Mayhem Minecraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Azmy – Vegan SMP server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Emeralds Found:	1853	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

This server includes a datapack that makes it more vegan, by adding vegan friendly food recipes, as well as other items, and by removing drops from peaceful animals. No animals have been killed during the testing of the datapack!! Maybe…

Other mechanics are changed, to make the game more refreshing, such as changing some recipes to slow down end game progression, as reaching the end game is normally too quick, making it boring. You can check all recipes in the recipe book.

Everyone is welcome if they respect people. Safe for LGBTQ, disabled, women, any ethnicity, different backgrounds, and you!

It is whitelisted, please apply in the Discord server or in this form: forms.gle/YATmv1ChVdiF5Aza6

54.39.8.33:25612

The Fake SMP, Full Vanilla, No Turtles, No Quests, No Daily Items, No Hats, Just Chaos

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Monthly Crates	Each month a new custom item crate is launched. This month’s theme is turtles and sea life.
Quest	Complete quests to unlock crate keys and player experience.
Hats	Fun hats for the community to unlock through auctions.

Support:

To contact our server support, join our discord. Our staff are active and are able to help you as fast as possible!

How to join:

IP Address: mc.therealsmp.com

If you have any issues joining… CONTACT US VIA DISCORD.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address provided: mc.therealsmp.com
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everything on the SMP must be gained through playtime, experience, and quests
What are some features of the server?	Monthly crates, quests, and fun hats are some of the features available on the server.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9794	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being just average? Do you want to be more than just your average Russian or German player? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a legendary warrior who slays dragons with a rubber chicken!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical cheese of destiny, or challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and sing show tunes!

So why settle for being average when you can be extraordinary on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

MomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most epic son/mother relationships that Hollywood has never dared to explore! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through dungeons with your mom, build epic structures together, and battle against evil mobs side by side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests where you and your mom can uncover ancient treasures and unlock hidden powers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a legendary boss battle against a giant chicken who’s actually your long-lost cousin twice removed. Are you ready to take on this feathered foe?

So come on down to our server and experience a son/mother dynamic like never before. Who needs movies when you can live out your own epic adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Nope, Not Watching Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Animals Bred:	120	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!