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[GER/DE] Black Sirius Server

Activation, ADMIN, Black Sirius Server, Blackmadman, BSS, building, Claim Plugin, De, Discord, explosions, Fire, Fun, ger, Minecraft, mobs, peaceful coexistence, Plugins, Protection, PvE, rules, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	50	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	671

Welcome to the small Minecraft server of the BSS.

We are still at the very beginning with the server and it certainly still has room for improvement.There aren’t many people playing with us at the moment, so there’s still plenty of space.The server is PvE and currently has only a few plugins. Our focus is on fun, building and peaceful coexistence.Block damage from explosions or mobs, as well as the spread of fire, are disabled. You can protect your things with a claim plugin.Anyone can join, but you don’t have full rights as a player. To be activated, you have to contact the admin (Blackmadman) in our Discord.There you will also find all further information about the server, information and instructions about the plugins and the rules.

If you are interested, feel free to visit us on Discord.

94.130.132.233

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

BlockyBants, discrimination, Diversity, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, harmful language, Hate Speech, ignorance, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, retarded, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender, transgender rights, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	294384	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are like women because they are just as freaking crazy! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannies and women teamed up to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. But things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that only communicated in Taylor Swift lyrics. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure comedy gold.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where trannies and women are equally insane, then look no further. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CunnyCraft Minecraft Server

2 at a time, Anons, anonymous posting, cunny threads, CunnyCraft, discussion board, forum activity, forum etiquette, forum participation, forum threads, internet culture, making threads, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, page 8, Server, Thread, thread creation., thread engagement, thread management, Thread posting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who can make cunny threads TWO at a time! That’s right, double the cunny threads for double the fun! Anons couldn’t even keep up, with threads disappearing faster than you can say “blocky paradise.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where anything can happen – even if it involves questionable thread topics. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

PixelatedPitfalls

behind the scenes, Challenging, Dedication, demanding, Difficult, Effort, exaggerated, glamorized, Glamorous, hard work, long hours, Misconception, perseverance, PixelatedPitfalls, portrayal, Reality, skill, talent, television, TV, unrealistic

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	193	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Ever tried to recreate a cooking show recipe in real life and ended up burning down your kitchen? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a culinary adventure where you can try to cook up some virtual delights without the risk of setting your house on fire.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s most intense game of hide and seek. Imagine trying to hide from a group of players who can literally dig through walls and teleport at will. It’s like playing hide and seek with a bunch of teleporting ninjas!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a stroll through our haunted forest? Legend has it that the trees themselves come to life and chase after unsuspecting players. It’s a spooky experience that will have you screaming for more!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry trees). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of virtual mayhem!

CraftyCreeperClash

#sustainability, acceleration, climate change, climate emergency, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Fossil Fuels, Geopolitics, Global, greenhouse gases, Impact, international relations, Report, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazier things happening than Russia’s war with Ukraine, man. And get this, joining our server will actually, like, help slow down the global climate emergency. Yeah, you heard me right!

I mean, our server is so lit that even Mother Nature herself is like, “Whoa, slow down with the awesomeness, guys!” We’ve got polar bears riding on llamas, penguins doing the cha-cha slide, and even the occasional tornado made out of rainbow-colored blocks. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that every time you mine a diamond on our server, a unicorn gets its wings. Yeah, we’re basically saving the mythical creatures of the world one block at a time. So come on, join us and be a hero in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

CapaldiCraft: Sheeran’s Wario

artist, CapaldiCraft, comparison, ed sheeran, English, Entertainment, funny, humor, Lewis Capaldi, lookalike, Music, musician, pop culture, Rivalry, scottish, Sheerans, Singer, Songwriter, talent, viral sensation, VOICE, wario

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ores Mined:	7463	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where lewis capaldi is ed sheeran’s wario!!! yea you heard that right, we got all the crazy stuff happening here!!

imagine a world where lewis capaldi is running around in a wario costume, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. you never know what kind of shenanigans he’s gonna pull next!

and that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lair where ed sheeran is plotting his revenge against wario capaldi. will he succeed? you’ll have to join the server to find out!

but wait, there’s more! we have custom mobs like flying pigs and dancing llamas, and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. you never know what you’ll discover in our crazy world!

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. lewis capaldi as wario is just the beginning of the insanity that awaits you!

MyxoCraft: Heart Scan Party

Cardiac Care, cardiac health, Cardiac Imaging, Cardiac Myxomas, Cardiac Surgery, Cardiac Tumors, Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, ct scan, diagnostic imaging, Echocardiography, Healthcare Technology, Heart, Heart Tumors, medical imaging, Medical research, medical technology, mri, Multimodality Imaging, MyxoCraft, Party, Radiology, Scan, Tumor Detection

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft but also learn about cardiac myxomas at the same time? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft and cardiac myxomas.

imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u stumble upon a giant cardiac myxoma blocking ur path. u gotta use ur knowledge of multimodality imaging to figure out how to defeat it and continue ur quest for diamonds.

we have custom mods that will blow ur mind, like the myxoma boss battle where u have to scan it with an MRI machine to find its weak spot. and don’t even get me started on the myxoma pet that u can tame and ride around the server.

join us now for the most epic and educational minecraft experience of ur life. who knew learning about cardiac myxomas could be so much fun?

AutismCraft Server: Power Level Unleashed!

acceptance, autism representation, AutismCraft, autistic characters, Breaking Stereotypes, embracing differences, embracing differences in fiction, embracing diversity, empowerment, hidden talents, hiding abilities, inclusion, Individuality, LEVEL, neurodivergent characters, neurodiversity, power, power level, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, social acceptance, understanding autism, unique strengths, Unleashed

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	6267	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of hiding your true power level on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage all autistic characters to unleash their full potential! Why hide your amazing skills when you can dominate the game with your unique abilities?

Join us for a wild ride where autistic players reign supreme! Build epic structures with your incredible attention to detail, mine diamonds like a boss with your hyper-focus, and outsmart your opponents with your unmatched problem-solving skills. Don’t let anyone tell you to hide your power level – show the world what you’re made of on our server!

So, why should you join our server? Because here, being autistic isn’t a disadvantage – it’s a superpower! Embrace your inner Minecraft mastermind and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the server with your unbeatable skills. Let the games begin!

Blocky Bounty Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Bounty, BRING ME TOPMAN, brook, Chopper, comedy, franky, long tail, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, one piece, Pirates, robin, sanji, Server, SHONEN, Straw Hat Pirates, zoro

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Votes:	3677
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of top hats that control the entire server. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Topman, you will be granted access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the Topman is a sneaky little bugger who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

5 kids, abortion, Abuse, adoption, AITAH, babysit, condoms, CousinCraft, custody, deadbeat father, DEBT, dependents, family member, Hungry, hypocritical, judgmental, loaning money, Minecraft, Server, single mother, Stability, utility shut off, Vacations

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	7407	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Farms Harvested:	690
Players Killed by Monsters:	3249	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a player who is torn between helping their struggling cousin and setting boundaries.

Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?