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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2885 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.