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ResoCraft SMP: New Year New Blocks!

blocks, CHANGE, determination, discipline, FITNESS, goals, habits, Happiness, health, inspiration, mindfulness, mindset, motivation, New Year’s resolutions, organization, personal growth, positivity, progress, ResoCraft, self improvement, smp, success, Time management, year

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	118
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Bro, forget about boring resolutions like going to the gym or eating healthy. Join this epic Minecraft SMP and make your resolution to become the ultimate block-breaking, creeper-fighting, diamond-mining legend! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about those lame resolutions. So ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! Let’s gooooooo! #NewYearNewDiamonds #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

RedstoneRoverMC

alien city, City on Mars, Colonizing Mars, Extraterrestrial settlement, Future cities, Interplanetary living, Mars city name, mars colonization, Mars habitat, Mars outpost, Martian civilization, Martian metropolis, Naming Mars city, new frontier, Planetary settlement, red planet, Red planet city, RedstoneRoverMC, space colonization, space exploration, Space Travel

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	139	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server, where you can build your own Mars City and name it whatever the heck you want! Picture this: you’re the mayor of a bustling metropolis on the Red Planet, ruling over alien citizens and dodging space dust storms like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to discover ancient Martian ruins filled with secret treasures, ride space llamas through the Martian desert, and even battle evil alien invaders with nothing but a diamond sword and your wits.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies, create your own Martian empire, and maybe even stumble upon a Martian McDonald’s serving space burgers? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and start building your own Mars City today!

UkraineCraft Server: No Drones, Just Fun!

ceasefire negotiations, concern, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., drone attack, Drones, eastern europe, european union, Fun, international relations, military aggression, military response, nato, new year’s eve, peace negotiations, political tensions, President Zelensky, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, war zone, Zelensky

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	14	Runes Activated:	5

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even zelensky would wanna play on it. like, there was this one time when a drone attack happened on new year’s eve, but u know what? ukraine was still chillin cuz they were too busy playin on this server. russia was all like “oh no, we gotta hurt ukraine” but ukraine was like “nah bro, we too busy buildin epic castles and stuff on this server”. so yeah, if u wanna be as cool as ukraine and zelensky, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s the bomb diggity.

KyivCraft: Drone Wars

CASUALTIES, central bank, civilians, Conflict, damages, Destruction, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, Fatalities, Injuries, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, Wars

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3607	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian drones attacking Kyiv and causing chaos all over the place! 2 civilians dead, 6 injured, and even the Central Bank got messed up! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now to experience the thrill of dodging drones and rebuilding the city like a boss! Plus, who knows what other crazy events will happen next? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

2000s Minecraft War Server

“2000s”, comparison, Decades, Distance, Future, generations, historical context, History, Impact, milestone, Minecraft, past, perspective, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Server, significant events, societal changes, Time, Timeline, vietnam war, War, year 2000

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN A NETHER PORTAL ON FIRE!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, MORE THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT! AND OUR BUILDERS? THEY’RE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A PIG INTO A PALACE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT’S SAID THAT NOTCH HIMSELF LOGS ON TO PLAY WHEN HE NEEDS A BREAK FROM DEVELOPING THE GAME. TRUE STORY, BRO.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE RIDING A MINECART STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

PartyCraft: Electorally Rewarded Governors

#partycraft, American politics, co-partisan, Democracy, Disregard, electoral rewards, Electorally, electorally reward, Government, Governors, judicial system, loyalty, Partisan Americans, partisan loyalty, partisanship, Party, political leaders, political preferences, Politics, presidents, rewarded, Supreme Court decisions, voting behavior

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	243	Magic Items Found:	8158
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gods Slained:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and do whatever u want? well this server is like that, but crazier! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all ur blocky friends.

u wanna elect a president of ur own in this server? well guess what, u can! and they can totally ignore any supreme court decisions they don’t like. who needs rules when u have a disco party underground, amirite?

join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of ur life. who needs reality when u can have flying pigs and talking cows? come join the fun, u won’t regret it!

PixelPulse – Adventure Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, 6v6 playtests, Adventure, avatar the last airbender, comics, dev tracker, Director’s Take, esports, holiday cheer, kiriko spam filter, mercy spam filter, Music, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch community, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, patch notes, PixelPulse, Quest, Season 14, Short stories, Venture skins, winter wonderland

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you seen the latest trailer for Season 14 of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like a Winter Wonderland up in here, bringing all the holiday cheer straight to your blocky doorstep! The director is even wishing us Happy Holidays, like, how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! They got 6v6 playtests happening in Season 14, so you can show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition. And don’t even get me started on the new tank and Venture skins – it’s like Christmas came early!

If you’re into comics, short stories, and music, this server has got you covered. Plus, they’re collabing with Avatar: The Last Airbender soon, so get ready for some epic crossover action.

And if you need to stay updated on all things Overwatch, they’ve got links to the latest patch notes, the Overwatch Wiki, dev trackers, and even an esports section. Oh, and they’ve got spam filters for Mercy and Kiriko, because who needs that nonsense cluttering up chat?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

CreepyCraft – Watch Your Back!

bizarre behavior, bizarre encounters, bizarre sightings, chilling behavior, chilling experiences, creepy behavior, creepy sightings, creepycraft, disturbing actions, eerie behavior, eerie sightings, frightening behavior, odd behavior, spooky encounters, strange actions, strange occurrences, unnerving situations, unsettling behavior, unsettling moments, watch, weird behavior, weird encounters

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only creepy thing you see is a player building a haunted house? Well, look no further because our server takes creepy to a whole new level! Join us if you want to witness players sacrificing chickens to summon the Ender Dragon, or see someone build a giant statue made entirely out of zombie flesh. Trust us, you’ve never experienced creepiness like this before! Join now for a chance to be part of the spookiest Minecraft server in existence.

BlockPartyGasSupplyEU

BlockPartyGasSupplyEU, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy diplomacy, energy embargo, energy geopolitics, energy infrastructure, ENERGY MARKET, energy negotiations, energy politics, energy sanctions, energy security, energy strategy, Europe, european union, gas supply, gazprom, HALTED, Natural Gas, russia

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	518	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips, it’s insane. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, they’re like bosses you gotta defeat to level up. join now before the gas supply to Europe is halted and you miss out on all the fun!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

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