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  • ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

    ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 7607
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

    CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2827
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BombCraft Minecraft Server

    BombCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7780
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 327
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Farms Harvested: 279
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

    But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

    So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

    So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

    ChagosCraft: Island Swap!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 238
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 New Chunks Explored: 226148
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Votes: 9137
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pup Parent Confusion

    Pup Parent Confusion
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1852
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1671 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPals – Crafting Connections

    PixelPals – Crafting Connections
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 9996
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

    we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

    Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4532
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

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  • Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

    Baby Minecraft SMP Hype
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2938
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

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  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1127
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Towns Built: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4229 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

    So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyMamaDramaLOL

    BabyMamaDramaLOL
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3002
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Villages Defended: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Ores Mined: 6881 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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