Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.
We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.
So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?
Join our server for the chance to name and care for your very own black person in the game. You can dress them up in fancy outfits, take them on virtual adventures, and even build them their own little pixelated mansion.
But be warned, these black people have minds of their own and may just surprise you with their antics. Who knows, maybe your black person will become a master builder or a daring explorer in the world of Minecraft.
So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you own a virtual black person and not get in trouble for it?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead in a dance party like no other. Who knew that monsters had such killer dance moves?
So why be a regular old human when you can be a fabulous unicorn and party with zombies? Join our Minecraft server today and let the magic and madness begin!
Located in Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| [🧨] PvP and Griefing | Permitted. No land claims or land protection. |
| [💻] Stable Server Performance | |
| [🌎] No World Resets | Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset. |
| [🍪] Quality of Life Changes | Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. |
| [‼️] Anticheat | Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play. |
| [🚫] No Teleporting or Economy | No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft. |
Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.
No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.
No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.
So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!
But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!
Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?
So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!
Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.
