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Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mines Excavated:	2035
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.

But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3792
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	7682	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7666	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Falling into the Void:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Votes:	8442
Void Armor Forged:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	209	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	767	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	8713	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!