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Bat Virus Buddies
lol, so like, this server is like the bat coronavirus of Minecraft servers, but in a good way, ya know? like, we use the same cell-surface protein to gain entry into your Minecraft world as the SARS-CoV-2 virus, but don’t worry, we won’t give you COVID-19, we’ll just give you a sick gaming experience! come join us and raise the possibility of having a blast with us, who knows, maybe someday you’ll spread the word about how awesome this server is to humans and they’ll all wanna join too! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s infect the Minecraft community with fun! -
PiggyTeeth BioCraft Server
lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs growin teeth wit human cells. like wut even is dat? imagine havin teeth made from pig and human cells, u be unstoppable in pvp battles. u can be da only one on da server wit bioengineered teeth, everyone be jelly of ur dental game. come join us and be part of da future of dentistry in minecraft. who needs diamond armor when u got bio teeth? come on, dont be a noob, join us now! -
Lab Vessel BloodCraft
Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got blood vessels grown in a lab with REAL human cells! Like, how insane is that?! Imagine building your blocky creations while surrounded by these freaky deaky blood vessels, it’s like playing Minecraft in a sci-fi horror movie set! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house next to one of these blood vessels, you’ll gain superhuman Minecraft powers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate blood vessel warrior in this wild and wacky server! -
Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!
join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!
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LymphNodeCraft: Cancer Cure Quest
so, like, imagine if you could join this epic minecraft server where we have, like, artificial lymph nodes that can, like, totally cure cancer in mice and humans! like, how crazy is that?! join us and you’ll be, like, saving lives while building epic structures and battling zombies. plus, our server has, like, magical potions that can make you fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and be a hero in the virtual world! -
Blockheads R Us: Crafting since ’12 years’
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve had more scandals in 12 years than a reality TV show! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Want to mine diamonds while riding a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn? We’ve got you covered! – Ever dreamed of building a house out of giant marshmallows that you can actually eat? It’s totally possible here! – Heard of the legendary Creepers that wear top hats and monocles? They’re our server mascots!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
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“Blocky Knights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!”/lolzyminecraftarknights
ðĪĢ Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! ðĪŠ Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and diamonds galore!ð Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of cows in tuxedos come dancing by, handing out enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! ðð
ðĨ Need a break from all the mining and crafting? How about joining our epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride around on giant chickens as their victory prize? ðð
ð And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted fishing rods that can catch you the rarest fish in the game! ð§ââïļðĢ
ð So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creeper clowns lurking around every corner! ðĪĄðĨ
ð Check out our website for more info and redeem codes to unlock even more wacky surprises in-game! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! ðĪĐðŪ
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Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies
Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!
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Crafty Gridman LOLs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Gridman Universe comes to life in Minecraft form. That’s right, you can battle kaiju with your friends, build your own mechs, and even team up with Gridman himself to save the day!But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention the giant pizza party every Friday night? It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of adventuring.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the Gridman Universe like never before. Who knows, you might even become the hero of the server and earn your own statue in the Hall of Legends. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!