🔥human brain Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sweet Boat Driver Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, Adventure, alien cat, Aria, boat, boat driver, cat lover, Driver, Extraterrestrial, Future, futuristic, human brain, Imaginative, intergalactic, Minecraft, Mysterious, outer space, pet owner, science fiction, Server, Space Travel, speculative fiction, SWEET, unique pet

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Aria and her alien cat with a human brain! Explore new planets, drive boats through time and space, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Don’t miss out on the wackiness – join us now!

Fruit Fly Brain Quest

Brain, brain connectivity, brain development, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, cognitive disorders, digital mapping, Fly, Fruit, fruit fly, genetic mapping, human brain, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscience, Quest, research, scientific study, Technology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Runes Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	New Chunks Explored:	865979
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

BrainCraft: Mitochondrial Madness

accumulation, aging, braincraft, cell biology, cellular aging, DNA insertions, DNA replication, fibroblasts, genetic disorders, genetics, human brain, madness, Mitochondrial, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Molecular biology, mutations, Neurodegeneration, Nuclear, prevalent, somatic, somatic mutations, Time

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2473

Yo, dis server be lit AF cuz we got somatic nuclear mitochondrial DNA insertions up in dis bish! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with dat kinda crazy shiz?

Come chill with us and watch as dem DNA insertions take over da human brain like a bunch of tiny zombies. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way.

Plus, our fibroblasts are straight up party animals. They be accumulating dem insertions like it’s nobody’s business, creating a whole new level of chaos and fun on dis server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of genetic mayhem and brainy hijinks. You won’t regret it, trust me. Let’s get weird together, fam!

BrainCraft: Mapping Macro Gradients

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, brain function mapping, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain mapping techniques, brain network analysis, brain organization, brain regions, brain research, brain structure, braincraft, cognitive neuroscience, Gradients, human brain, macro, macroscale gradients, Mapping, neural networks, neuroimaging, neuroscience, structure-function relationship

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we explore the wild world of the human brain!!! we be mapping out all the crazy structures and functions in this wacky organ, from the frontal lobe to the cerebellum.

you won’t believe the adventures we have as we navigate through the neurons and synapses, dodging dendrites and axons like a pro.

join us for some brainy fun and see if you can unlock the secrets of the mind while building your own virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life hidden in a pixelated neuron.

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the mysteries of the human brain on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

ToxoDrugDeliveryCraft

Blood-Brain Barrier, cat, Delivery, Drugs, Experiment, Hijacked, human brain, infected mice, Medical, mouse brains, nerve condition, neuroscience, PARASITE, Poo, proteins, research, Rett syndrome, scientists, ToxoDrugDeliveryCraft, Toxoplasma, Treatment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have CATS POO PARASITES delivering DRUGS to MOUSE BRAINS! Yes, you heard that right! Our scientists have inserted proteins to treat a human brain condition into these parasites, and they are now transferring them into the brains of infected mice! It’s a wild ride of science and chaos, all in the world of Minecraft! So come on over and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy experiments we have in store for you!

RettCraft: The Brainy Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain formation, brain function, brain health, Brainy, Central Nervous System, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, experimental cancer drug, human brain, medical breakthrough, Medical research, microglia, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological condition, rare disorder, Rett syndrome, RettCraft, Server, thinking difficulties, white blood cells

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Items Found:	7076	Void Armor Forged:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free experimental cancer drugs that make you think smarter than einstein! we got microglia cells running around building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen in your life. forget about autism, we’re curing that with our magical drug. join now and become the smartest player in the game!

EchoCraft: Blind & Sighted Minds Adapt!

Adapt, adaptation, Blind, blind individuals, brain adaptation, capacity, echocraft, Echoes, human brain, learning, Minds.., navigating without vision, navigation, remarkable capacity, research, Sight, sighted, sighted individuals, Sound, sound echoes, vision, visual ability, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	7486
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	162

so, like, imagine if you could play on a minecraft server where your BRAIN adapts like, super fast, just like blind people do when they use sound to see stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft skills, man.

join this server and your brain will be like, whoa, i can navigate this world without even seeing it, just using sound echoes. it’s like echolocation but in minecraft.

you’ll be like a superhero, using your super brain powers to conquer the minecraft world. and the best part is, everyone else on the server will be doing the same thing, so it’s like a brain power showdown.

come join us and see just how amazing your brain can be. who needs eyes when you have sound echoes, amirite?

BrainCrafters: Mapping Minds & Mining Memes

brain chemistry, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain structure, BrainCrafters, human brain, lipid analysis, lipid composition, lipid distribution, lipid metabolism, lipid profiling, lipidomics, lipids, Map, Mapping, Medical research, memes, Minds.., Mining, Neurological Research, neuroscience, researchers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A BRAIN BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT LIPIDS! JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WACKY WORLD OF BRAIN LIPIDS IN MINECRAFT!

WE GOT LIPIDS FOR DAYS, FOLKS! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LIPIDS, RIDE A LIPID HORSE, OR EVEN FIGHT A LIPID DRAGON!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LIPID MASTER! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT LIPIDS, AMIRITE?

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE BRAIN LIPID SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

BrainCrafters: Subcellular Edition

BICCN, brain analysis, brain cells, brain development, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, BrainCrafters, cell atlas, cellular biology, detail, Edition, examine, human brain, neurology, neuroscience, researchers, Subcellular, subcellular-resolution

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We ain’t just building blocks here, we creating a subcellular-resolution human brain cell atlas! That’s right, you can examine the human brain in great detail while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Join us on this wild adventure where you can explore the depths of the human mind while also building epic structures and battling with your friends. Who knew that studying the brain could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on this insane journey and become a part of the most unique Minecraft server around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece. Let’s get brainy and blocky at the same time!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2671
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Animals Bred:	59
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Votes:	6001
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Towns Built:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magic Items Found:	1889
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	9726
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7547
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	486558
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5775	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17

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