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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2491 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 28 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
But that’s not all, fam! We got creepers that actually tell dad jokes before they explode, villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon drops sick beats instead of dragon eggs. Plus, our admin once built a giant statue of themselves out of solid gold just because they could.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a field trip with Ms. Frizzle, then come join us! Just remember to pack your lunch and hold on tight, because things are about to get lit up in here. Peace out, homies!