Human Body MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExtraLife: The Organ Edition

Edition, extralife, bioengineering, Medical Ethics, extra organ

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can also add extra organs to your body for superhuman abilities! Want to breathe fire like a dragon? Just add a flamethrower lung! Need to see in the dark like a ninja? Slap on some night vision eyeballs! The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a spleen when you can have a jetpack kidney instead? Let the madness begin!

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BusCraft: Bloodstream Adventure

childhood memories, Nostalgia, science fiction, blood stream, Adventure

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where the magic school bus could be in my blood stream right now and I wouldn’t even know it. Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly Ms. Frizzle pops out of nowhere like “Seatbelts, everyone!” and takes you on a wild ride through your own bloodstream.

But that’s not all, fam! We got creepers that actually tell dad jokes before they explode, villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon drops sick beats instead of dragon eggs. Plus, our admin once built a giant statue of themselves out of solid gold just because they could.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a field trip with Ms. Frizzle, then come join us! Just remember to pack your lunch and hold on tight, because things are about to get lit up in here. Peace out, homies!

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LowkeyAirBoost

height impact, height effect, height difference impact, atmospheric pressure, air pressure

Yo, listen up gamers! Want a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack! And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin! Remember, short people have slightly more air because of a slightly lower altitude… or something like that.

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BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life

Breathing, facts, Blinkless, Life, EYES

Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.

You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.

Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

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Legs4DaysCraft

Biological, statistics, Legs, human average, physical characteristics

hey u, ya u with 2 legs, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance the cha cha slide. not only dat, but our creepers tell knock knock jokes and our zombies do the macarena.

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.

but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?

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BabyHeadCraft

body structure, proportionality, neck exercises, strength, neck muscles

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got baby head sized heads and necks of steel! u wanna see some wacky shenanigans? well, we got em all here!

imagine tryna build a house with a head the size of a baby, it’s a real challenge! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our special tools and blocks that make building a breeze.

oh, and did i mention the mobs on this server? they’re all dressed up in funky costumes and they dance around like they’re at a rave. it’s a real party up in here!

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of your baby head!

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TongueTasteCraft

physiology, appreciation, oral cavity, taste buds, rare occurrence

lol join dis server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and chickens dat lay golden eggs. u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas dat shoot lasers out their eyes. build a house made of candy and live happily ever after with ur pet dragon. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come join da fun and taste the rainbow of craziness on dis server!

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SkinCraftedMC

skin shedding, skin shedding cycle, shedding, skin care, cleanliness

join our minecraft server and escape the dead skin apocalypse! our world is protected by a magical force field that repels all those nasty skin cells, so you can mine and build without worrying about getting covered in grossness.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, guarded by a team of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses. you can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient chicken scratch.

also, our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold every hour on the hour. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, but with more rainbows and less pirates.

so come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

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BoneCraftersUnited

anatomy, femur, human anatomy, bone depiction, depiction

yo, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have 206 bones scattered all over the place! why? because we’re quirky like that. find a skull and you might unlock a secret treasure chest full of diamonds. stumble upon a femur and you’ll be granted the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. who needs logic when you have bones, amirite? so come on down and bone up on some fun with us!

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BlockyGenitalia Minecraft Server

genitalia, private parts, Server, reproductive organs, genital renaming

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious community you’ll ever find in the blocky world! Looking for a server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further!

Join us and explore our world filled with majestic mountains made entirely of cheese, rivers flowing with rainbow-colored lava, and villages where the villagers communicate exclusively in beatboxing. Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops? Yeah, they’re a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a mini-game called “Name That Genitalia” where players compete to come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous names for body parts. Think you can top “Fluffy Unicorn Tunnel” or “Thunderous Love Muscle”? Prove it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life hidden within the depths of a pixelated cave. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way.

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