Human Body MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

unique ability, recorded history, medical anomaly, defecation, gastrointestinal health

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

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Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

Interesting fact, respiratory system, Setting, Temperature regulation, biological function

join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

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Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, Fingernails, speculation, SIMULATOR

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

Pollution, gender health, metal, man, average man

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

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Blocky Peen Palace

sexual performance, size discrepancy, male reproductive system, male health, reported length

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

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Water Cooled Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Thermoregulation, Temperature regulation, Overheating, Thermodynamics

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t overheat because the human body is watercooled. yes, you heard that right. our players are so cool, they literally have water running through their veins to keep them from getting too hot.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. picture this: a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco. yup, that’s just a regular day on our server.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust us, it’s worth it.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most watercooled minecraft adventure of your life.

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BodyHorrorMinecraft SMP

human body, physiology, smp, health, Dna

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the human body is the main focus!

Did you know that the human body has enough bones to make a whole skeleton army? Join our server and see if you can collect all the bones to summon your very own bone army to protect your base from pesky creepers!

Or how about the fact that your stomach acid is strong enough to dissolve metal? Use this fun fact to your advantage in PvP battles by spitting acid at your enemies and watching them melt away!

Join our server today and discover all the creepy and interesting facts about the human body, while also having a blast with our hilarious and eccentric community. Who knew learning about biology could be so much fun in Minecraft?

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Debate Ender Minecraft SMP

medical procedures, Billions, disbelief, Practice, tradition vs technology

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

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BloodyMinerGirlz

menstruation cycle, human body, facts, biology, Men

join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own period palace and fight off hordes of angry tampons! we got a special quest where u gotta find the magical pad of power to save the land from the evil cramp monster. plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombie pigmen. come join the bloody fun!

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SmellCraft: Where even your farts are protected!

odor, anatomy, Natural, farts, olfactory

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and llamas dat can fly. u can build a house out of cheese and ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers. we even have a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. plus, our mods are actually wizards who can grant u wishes like unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon. so come on, join da fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

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