Human Body MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Penis Party Land

human body, relationships, Land, gender differences, average male hand

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u question ur existence? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a sugary fist.

if u join our server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, cuz the chest is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens wearing top hats.

so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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No Bladder Tube Minecraft

Organs, human body, digestive system, Minecraft, excretion

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

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Time Warp Heights

biological aging, Time, short people, PHYSICS., Warp

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

human body, unsettling, spooky, UNUSUAL, weird

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

group activity, heat transfer, collaboration, energy conservation, Egg

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

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Zombie Ghost Skeletons

Skeletons, Specters, Phantoms, Ghosts, Undead

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic because, like, our bodies are, like, skeletons wrapped in zombies possessed by ghosts. it’s, like, a total party in here, dude. you gotta join to see all the craziness that goes down. plus, we have, like, a secret underground lair where we throw the wildest parties with creepers and endermen. it’s, like, a real blast, man. so, like, come join us and let’s get spooky together, bro.

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BootyBlockerCraft

gastrointestinal, Safety, Risk, Rectum, Underwater

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

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Hiccup Holders Anonymous

health, natural remedy, humor, body tricks, ANONYMOUS

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing top hats. the player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the treasure. true story, bro. so come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but who’s counting?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

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BioMod Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, adaptation, Physical, smp, Science

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic adventures ever! Like one time, we found a secret underground village filled with talking cows who were actually aliens in disguise! And another time, we stumbled upon a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, our server has a special plugin that gives everyone superpowers like flying and shooting laser beams from their eyes. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together! And to answer the question, I would totally give humans the ability to shoot glitter out of their fingertips because who wouldn’t want to sparkle like a magical unicorn? Join us now and let’s make the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

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Space Oddity Craft

Stars, perspective, Craft, Space, scale

Yo, u ever think bout how space is like, HUGE man? But like, have u ever thought bout how tiny all them lil atoms and molecules are in ur own bod? Crazy stuff, right?

Well, on this server, we take u on a wild ride through both the vastness of space AND the teeny tiny world inside u! U can build ur own spaceship and explore galaxies, or shrink down to the size of an ant and battle it out in a giant petri dish!

But wait, there’s more! We got flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms! Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where llamas DJ and zombies breakdance!

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where u never know what’s gonna happen next! Trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server!

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