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ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Items Found:	6119	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4977
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Animals Bred:	61
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Farms Harvested:	569	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1436

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Votes:	6593	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Votes:	4768
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	956
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Back To The Craft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crops Grown:	7049
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4556

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?