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Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	232
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

cannot be killed, crime scene investigation, criminal cases, Criminal Psychology, fact check, Fiction, forensic science, homicide methods, human beings, lethal pillow, Minecraft, murder weapon, Myth, myth debunked, Pillow, pillow homicide, Pillow myth, pillow safety, Server, suffocation, true crime, urban legend

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ores Mined:	9230	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Towns Built:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

EugenicsCraft – Progress is Key!

1932, Calvinism, coal, Comprehensive Calamity, Democracy, doctrine, electricity, Eugenics, EugenicsCraft, human beings, Iron, key, Philosophical Dogmas, Political Doctrines, progress, Progressive Evolution, protestantism, Ralph Adams Cram, Religious Dogmas, Rousseau, society, Steam, Technological Civilization

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we do not behave like human beings because we are too busy building epic structures and battling virtual dragons!

Join us on this server because we reject the Ancient doctrine of progressive evolution and instead embrace the teachings of Dr. Calvin and M. Rousseau…just kidding, we actually just love to troll each other and blow up each other’s creations for fun!

Our server is like a technological civilization on steroids, thanks to our insane mods and plugins that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Who needs coal and iron when you have virtual diamonds and enchanted weapons?

Escape the boring reality of society and dive into our virtual world of chaos and creativity. Trust us, the only comprehensive calamity you’ll face on our server is when someone accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on your base.

So come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who needs progressive evolution when you can have explosive evolution instead?

StardustCraft – Pondering Pixels

Cosmic, cosmic beings, cosmic existence, cosmic pondering, cosmic scheme, cosmic stardust, Existence, grand scheme, grand scheme of universe, human beings, human existence, human stardust, pixels, pondering, pondering existence, Stardust, StardustCraft, Universe, universe beings, universe existence, universe pondering

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mines Excavated:	4388	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Votes:	7894	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

yo, u ever wonder if we’re just like, stardust chillin in the universe, thinkin bout why we here? well, on this server, we take that cosmic stardust energy and turn it into EPIC minecraft adventures!

join us and u can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and maybe even find the legendary chicken who lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing).

we got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, so get ready for some wild times. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. true story.

so come on over to our server and let’s show the universe that even stardust can kick some serious blocky butt!

GTA BoomerCraft

Adults, Apocalypse, Barren, BoomerCraft, children, Civilization, Despair, Dystopia, Extinction, Future, GTA, GTA cities, human beings, infertility, last generation, Legacy, Mystery, No Kids, Population, society, Survival, Urban

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1338	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5762	Runes Activated:	5

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!

Alien Babes Minecraft Server

Alien, aliens, Babes, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, human beings, Incels, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, prejudice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Understanding, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with regular people? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who are NOT human beings! That’s right, we have aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around our virtual world. You’ll never know who (or what) you’ll run into next!

But don’t worry, despite their non-human appearances, they’re just like you and me. They build, mine, and craft just like any other Minecraft player. So come join us and see for yourself that they’re just people like you…except with tentacles or laser eyes or wings. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GazaCraft: No Future Talks!

Arab League, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., Future, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, Hamas leadership, international relations, israel palestine conflict, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, negotiating rounds, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, past talks, peace talks, political negotiations, regional stability, talks, united nations

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where we mediate disputes like Hamas and Gaza but in a totally wacky way! we refuse to attend future negotiating rounds because we’re too busy building insane structures and battling creepers. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, lava pits, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the world. who needs peace talks when you can have a blast on our server instead? come on, what are you waiting for?!

NatureSMP

Earth, LifeSteal, Minecraft Survival Skyblock Factions Multiplayer Adventure Creative Minigames PVP Economy Building Redstone Mods Servers Exploration Villagers Dungeons Enchanting Farming Crafting, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crops Grown:	5001
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Items Found:	2160

[1.21] NatureSMP is a brand new network with the most popular game modes! With over a ton of experience in designing the ultimate servers for our players, you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

play.naturesmp.net

DenjiSMP

brothers, building, Competition, Cross-Play, DenjiSMP, Economy, Endless Money, Farming, Hardcore, Houses, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Riches, rules, Server, stealth, strategy, Strongest, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

A place where you can play Minecraft without any rules. You can blow up people’s houses, steal their loot, and try to be the strongest on the server. Better than that, you can play with your brothers and put them in a team with you and fight other teams and try to be the strongest and richest and build the strongest buildings and hidden farms that will give you endless money and make you compete to be the richest.

denjismp.net:19132

Mablecraft: where even the cows have better plugins than you do

community friendly active help join discord vanilla hangout ip play server awesome problem smp survival minecraft fun plugins version relaxed, Cows, Mablecraft, Plugins, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6707	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

MableCraft Server Overview

Server Name	mablecraft
Activity Level	Decently active
Help Availability	Available to help with any problems

Join us on Discord or use the IP to connect!

Discord Server

Connect to IP: 149.56.155.63:25586 (1.21)

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP address provided or joining the Discord server above.
Is the server vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is vanilla Minecraft.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, please refer to the server Discord for a list of rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
How can I get help if I have an issue on the server?	You can reach out to the active players or moderators on the Discord server for assistance.

MythicalCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MythicalCraft, Server, Strong Greek God Gene Mythology Ancient Powerful Heritage DNA Mythical Descendant Ancestry Immortal Strength Legacy Bloodline Myth Deity Mythos Olympian

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the STRONGEST Greek god gene in all of Minecraft! Join us and harness the power of Zeus, Poseidon, and even Hades himself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Zeus himself appears in the sky, throwing lightning bolts at creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Poseidon emerges from the ocean, creating massive waves to protect your precious creation. And don’t even get us started on Hades – he’ll guide you through the depths of the Nether like a boss.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying Pegasus into battle while wielding the power of the gods? Only here, my friend. Only here.

4TB_WD_External_HDD_MinecraftSMP_LootChest

4TB, 4TB_WD_External_HDD_MinecraftSMP_LootChest, ageplay, Clips, data recovery, digital storage, drive failure, DROPPED, external hard drive, fetishistic, Help, illegal, important data, legal issues, lost data, privacy concerns, Trouble, underaged, VRchat, Western Digital, Worried

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Love Letters Sent:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who dropped their 4TB external hard drive containing some very important data. But that’s not all, oh no! This player also had some questionable clips from their VRChat days that they needed to get rid of ASAP. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when they realized their precious drive had died? Join our server and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of what happened to that poor player’s data!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest builds, the funniest players, and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBreakupBash

Apology, Boundaries, Breakup, celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyBreakupBash, denial, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, engagement party, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, overbearing behavior, party guests, personal relationships, social etiquette, Support

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6854	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about engagement party drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking up with is boredom! So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a wild blocky breakup story of your own. Just remember, on our server, the only inappropriate questions allowed are about how to build the craziest redstone contraptions!

So why wait? Join us today and let the good times roll on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Madison, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode for a while.

PerfectTenTV

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4093
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. They battled dragons, built epic castles, and even tamed a herd of wild pigs to ride into battle. And the best part? They never had to worry about running out of snacks because our server has an unlimited supply of virtual pizza and soda. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and be part of a community that’s tighter than a pair of Enderman’s pants, then join our server today! Trust us, it’s gonna be more addictive than trying to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe.

CraftyCorruption Minecraft Server

Accountability, anti-corruption, Bureau, chief, Corruption, CraftyCorruption, crime, first lady, found dead, Government, investigation, Justice, Korea, law enforcement, Minecraft, mysterious death, Official, political scandal, Probe, scandal, Server, suspicious circumstances

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

lol so like, imagine this: the chief of the anti-corruption bureau that was all up in Korea’s first lady’s business ended up dead. like, what even happened there? was it a scandal? was it a cover-up? who knows, man. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we promise no shady investigations or mysterious deaths here, just pure blocky fun. plus, our community is so lit, you won’t even remember why you were worried about Korea’s first lady in the first place. so come on, join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

UkrainianTroopInvasionCraft

aggression, Border dispute, Conflict, destabilize, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military operation, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, provocation, russia, security threat, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian troops, UkrainianTroopInvasionCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9614	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have thousands of ukrainian troops on a mission to ‘destabilize’ russia… IN MINECRAFT! watch as they build giant potato cannons and ride polar bears into battle. join now to witness the chaos and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in blocky form? come join the madness today!