LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.
Ballin’ Planet Population
StardustCraft – Pondering Pixels
yo, u ever wonder if we’re just like, stardust chillin in the universe, thinkin bout why we here? well, on this server, we take that cosmic stardust energy and turn it into EPIC minecraft adventures!join us and u can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and maybe even find the legendary chicken who lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing).
we got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, so get ready for some wild times. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. true story.
so come on over to our server and let’s show the universe that even stardust can kick some serious blocky butt!
GTA BoomerCraft
HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!