we have custom plugins that turn your boring old minecraft experience into a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn. want to ride a panda into battle? no problem. how about building a fortress out of cheese? we got you covered.
plus, our community is the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. from the talking parrot who gives out free diamonds to the llama who tells the best jokes, you’ll never be bored on our server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether!
Imagine dis, you walk into a forest and suddenly, BOOM! A giant creeper pops outta nowhere and you gotta think fast or you gonna get blown to bits! And don’t even get me started on da dragons dat be lurking around every corner, ready to snatch yo booty!
But don’t worry, we gotcha covered with our special potion dat enhances yo perception skills to da max! You gonna be dodging arrows like a ninja and outsmarting dem mobs like a boss!
So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only thing crazier dan da mobs is da players themselves! Trust me, you ain’t never gonna wanna leave once you step foot in dis insane world of Minecraft madness!
Join us for epic build battles where you can construct the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a giant toilet made entirely of gold blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? The sky’s the limit (literally, we have a sky limit on our server).
But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Pig Racing” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare in-game items. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Wars” tournaments where players battle it out in explosive combat.
So why do people ask so many NSFW questions on our server? Because we’re not afraid to have a little fun and push the boundaries of what’s considered “appropriate” in the Minecraft world. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!
Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your fellow gamers in ways you never thought possible.
Forget about those awkward moments when people try to relate to your struggles, here you can just be your derpy self and no one will judge you.
So come on, join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together in this wacky Minecraft world!
but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.
if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!
Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the spookiest jokes.
Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging fire-breathing llamas and riding on rainbow-colored pigs.
Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master on this server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures!
On our server, you can team up with your friends to take on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and explore vast, breathtaking landscapes. And the best part? You get to keep all the loot and riches you find along the way!
Forget about giving away your hard-earned virtual coins to demanding family members. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is laughter and good times with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real money when you can have diamonds and emeralds instead?
Join us for a wild ride where nobody bats an eye at your underwear-changing habits. Build your own virtual changing room stall if you want, or strut your stuff in your pixelated undies with pride. We embrace all body types and changing room preferences here!
So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to chill and build in peace, join our server today. No judgment, just endless blocks to build with and a community that celebrates your unique Minecraft style. Let’s get crafting, underwear optional!
Join us for a wild ride where the most unexpected things will turn you on – like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt or stumbling upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers.
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to be turned on in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.
join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.
| Server Name | Cobblemon Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Casual |
| Features | – Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community |
| Version | Fabric 1.21.1 |
| Modpack | Will be linked in the discord |
A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.
A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.
A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.
A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!
Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.
Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!