🔥human ancestors Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Neanderthal Disco Party

ancient DNA, anthropology, archeology, disco, DNA analysis, European Neandertals, Evolution, fossil record, genetic divergence, genetic lineage, genetic research, genetic variation, genetics, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, human migration, Neandertals, neanderthal, Neanderthal genome, Paleogenomics, Party, prehistoric

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can hang out with neanderthals? well, dis server got u covered cuz we got a whole new line of neanderthals that evolved in a totally different way than the other ones in europe.

imagine mining with a neanderthal buddy who’s like, “ugh ugh, let’s find diamonds together, ugh ugh.” it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, these neanderthals are super smart cuz they got that ancient dna swag going on.

so come join us on dis server and uncover the mysteries of these new neanderthals. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a secret neanderthal city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft

ancient humans, anthropology, cognitive dissonance, Cognitive science, evolutionary psychology, genetic ancestry, homo sapiens, human ancestors, Human Behavior, human cognition, human development, human evolution, human evolution theory, human evolution timeline, human genetics, human origins, human species, Neanderthals, prehistoric humans, uncanny valley, ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like da ultimate showdown between homo sapiens and neanderthals, bro! Like, imagine a world where these ancient peeps are dukin’ it out in pixelated form, it’s like prehistoric WWE up in here!

U can choose to be a caveman or a smarty pants human, and battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava pits and giant dinosaurs. Plus, there’s like secret caves with hidden treasures and ancient relics to discover, it’s like Indiana Jones meets The Flintstones, yo!

But wait, there’s more! We got custom mods that let u ride saber-tooth tigers and throw fireballs like a freakin’ wizard. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles against giant mammoths and saber-toothed tigers, it’s like Jurassic Park on steroids!

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where history meets fantasy and anything is possible. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky neanderthals, they’re crafty little buggers!

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5422
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

achievement, cello, Dedication, dream, drums, Flute, Goal, guitar, InstaJammin, INSTANT, Master, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, Practice, Saxophone, skill, smp, talent, Trumpet, Violin

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Votes:	428	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

NarcissistCraft

controlling behavior, Covert narcissist, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mental health, NarcissistCraft, Narcissistic, narcissistic abuse, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, narcissistic tendencies, psychological abuse, self-absorbed, self-centered, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Potions Brewed:	189	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

asian, DEMONOLOGY, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, folklore, folklore creature, japanese, Japanese sex demon, legend, lustful, Minecraft, Mysterious, mythical creature, Mythology, pixelated, pleasures, seduction, seductive, Server, sex demon, spirit, Supernatural, temptation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2550	Holy Grails Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Votes:	7094	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

agdg, AGDG resources, Amateur, amateur game development, Archive, cube edition, Demo Days, Development, Game, general, halloween jam, helpful links, Minecraft, obs project, smp, steam games, VG, webm, webm cam, WebM converter

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	1840	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

ElephantEscapeCraft

animal rescue, elephant conservation, elephant herd, elephant safety, elephant sanctuary, ElephantEscapeCraft, emergency response, evacuation, flash floods, flood victims, natural calamity, natural disaster, northern Thailand, rescue operation, rescued elephants, Sanctuary, sanctuary evacuation, sanctuary tragedy, Thailand floods, Tragedy, wildlife

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	3209	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	447	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans

#sustainability, agriculture, ecological balance, ecological footprint, ecosystem, Environment, environmental ethics, ethical consumption, ethical farming, FarmCraft, Farming, food production, food security, human impact, humans, Parasitic, population control, Resource Management, species, sustainable living, symbiotic relationship

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Publicly Trapped in Vanilla Spawn

1.21, chat reports, Cheats, Discord, Griefing, ip address, killing, Paper, PUBLICLY, Redstone, Resets, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Survival, teleport commands, Tpa, Trailer, Trapped, Traveling, Vanilla, version 1.20.4, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3260
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	4663
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Griefing Policy	Not allowed
Server Version	1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
World Age	4 years old, no resets ever
Allowed Actions	Killing only if attacked first, no continued killing

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there teleport commands like tpa or sethome available?

A: No, there are no teleport commands on our server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

Q: Is the server world regularly reset?

A: No, the server world is 4 years old and there are no resets planned.

Shark Wife Minecraft Server

adorable shark, aquatic animals, cute animals, cute shark, funny animals, marine animals, marine wildlife, Minecraft, ocean ecosystem, ocean life, ocean wildlife, sea creatures, Server, shark, shark companionship, shark couple, shark family, shark love, shark lover, shark relationship, shark species, shark wife, underwater creatures, Wife

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Animals Bred:	155
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6768
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most adorable shark wives in all of the virtual world! Our server is home to a thriving community of players who have all found love and companionship with their very own shark spouse. Swim with your shark wife in our custom-built underwater city or take her on a romantic date to the depths of the ocean. Join now and experience the love and laughter that comes with having a shark wife by your side!

Foxy McFoxington Minecraft SMP

add-ons, arkenfox, Betterfox, browser, browsing experience, custom user profiles, Customization, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital privacy, extensions, Firefox, Foxy, internet, McFoxington, Minecraft, online privacy, privacy, SECURITY, smp, Technology, user experience, user interface, web browser

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to Arkenfox, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why choose Arkenfox over Betterfox or any other fox-themed server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent foxes who have mastered the art of Minecraft gameplay. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside actual foxes who will guide you through the game with their wisdom and cunning strategies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items that only the bravest players can uncover. Rumor has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges anyone who dares to enter. Will you be the one to defeat the chicken and claim the treasures within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a custom user profile generator that will create a personalized profile for you based on your answers to a series of ridiculous questions. Want to be known as the “Banana King” or the “Penguin Whisperer”? Our generator can make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join Arkenfox today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!