Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and never getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies, including having sex with a living human female…in Minecraft of course! Our virtual world is filled with hot pixelated babes just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!
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VirginCraft: Where Creepers aren’t the only thing you’re scared of
acceptance, arent, aspirations, Companionship, CREEPERS, DATING, desire, dreams, female, fulfillment, Future, Hope, Human, Intimacy, longing, love, Reality, relationships, Scared, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, uncertainty, VirginCraft, Youre
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Smelly SMP: Modded, Stinky Origins, No Resets, No Chat Reports, Java 1.20.1
1.20.1, Balanced, Bloodshed, Chat, Claims, custom origins, Discord, Graves, Griefing, Human, java, Modded, Nomad, origin change, Origins, peace and love, redditors, Reports, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Server invite, Smelly, smp, stealing, STINKY, trader.., Unique, Vanilla, well designed
Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version 1.20.1 (and updating) Key Features - Fair moderation
- Extreme longevity
- Inclusivity of all playstyles
- Safezone-Borderlands system
- Origins mod
Performance 16 GB RAM, dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz Server Rules Applicable rules for claims, griefing, killing, and stealing FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Can I appeal a ban or punishment? Yes, appeals are considered for true rulebreaks. Contact the server staff for assistance. Are there any server resets? No, the server offers extreme longevity with no resets. What playstyles are welcome on the server? All playstyles are welcome including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders. How can I suggest changes or improvements for the server? You can make suggestions to the server staff for review and consideration. Is griefing, killing, and stealing allowed on the server? There are specific rules for different zones on the server. Safezone areas disallow these actions, while the Borderlands allows them. How can I join the server? You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the server overview.
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Pixelated Peasants: Where Even Pixels Can Feel Human
acceptance, belonging, citizenship, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, feel, Human, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, human worth, Humanity, Identity, inclusion, Nationality, Peasants, pixelated, pixels, prejudice, social justice, social norms, societal perceptions, societal values, Stereotypes
Tired of being just another boring human in your country? Join our Minecraft server and transform into a magical unicorn with rainbow powers! No more blending in with the crowd, stand out and sparkle with our custom unicorn skins and enchanted abilities. Who needs to be human when you can be a majestic unicorn ruling over the land?But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead in a dance party like no other. Who knew that monsters had such killer dance moves?
So why be a regular old human when you can be a fabulous unicorn and party with zombies? Join our Minecraft server today and let the magic and madness begin!
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⚡Historia⚡ | 1.18 – 1.20.1 | Create your own nation! | Custom Races |
1.18, 1.20.1, auction house, Battles, bedrock, Brewery, BUILD, building, Builds, Chest Shops, Citizens, Cool, Custom, Discord, drinks, Dwarf, Dynmap, Economy, Elf, Empire, Faction, Factionpvp, Factions, FANTASY, Fun, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, historia, History, Human, java, Lands, mcpe, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Orc, Paper, Plugins, Politics, PvE, PvP, Races, Roleplay, Server, smp, Spawn, Spigot, Survival, TOWN, Towny, War, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding
HISTORIAServer features:- Custom races with evolutions. Choose to be an orc, a dwarf, an elf the mysterious cursed race or just a standard human!A player run economy! Sell your items in chest shops, the auction house or directly to other players.The ability to create and run your own town and nation, get citizens make new friends, fight wars and battles for glory and power!Anti grief measures, your town/nation is fully ungriefable unless its in a war!Brewery plugin allowing you to brew custom drinks!Online Dynmap Where you can view all of the nations and towns currently on the server.
Join our discord and be a part of the community!In our discord we frequently announce updates for the server, leaks, player events (Which even YOU can make) as well as some other things.You can join our discord through this link.
Server IP historiasmp.xyz:25570
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NormieBot Adventures: Uncover Your True Identity in this Hilarious Minecraft Server!
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Are you a normie or a robot? Join our Minecraft server and let’s find out together!We have a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments to determine if players are actually humans or advanced AI. Rumor has it that if you pass the test, you’ll be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare resources and mythical creatures.
But beware, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your skills and wit. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive and uncover the truth about their identity.
So come join us and embark on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. But remember, not everyone is who they seem in this mysterious world. Trust no one, not even yourself.
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Horse or Human? 10 Sec Test Server
10 seconds, animal, challenge, Confirm, demonstrate, Equine, Horse, Human, hurry up, Identity, not a horse, PRESSURE, Prove, prove it, prove yourself, Quick Thinking, sec, Server, show me, test, think fast, time limit, ValiDate, verifyWelcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict policy that requires all players to prove they’re not a horse within 10 seconds of joining. Don’t worry, we’ve had some pretty interesting attempts at this, including players trying to neigh their way out of it or gallop around their computer screens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you!But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds, emeralds, and of course, llama spit. You never know when you might have to strike a deal with one of these sneaky creatures to get your hands on some rare items.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and armor made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese armor. It’s not the most durable, but it sure is delicious!
So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Just remember, if you hear someone neighing in the distance, it’s probably just one of our players trying to prove they’re not a horse. Good luck!
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Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness
animal, battle, claws, comparison, Competition, Fight, Human, jaws, lion, madness, man, Minecraft, Nature, opposable thumbs, physical strength, power, predator, prey, strength, Survival, tug of war, tugofwar, wildlifeWelcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!
Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!
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Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome
Allowed, armed militia, Christian Nationalism, Crafty, death, ENEMY, fascism, fascist, germany, Human, human monster, internet, Israel, Mental well-being, Minorities, Monsters, morally reprehensible, nazi, Nazis, punching nazis, shitposter, TOXIC, Trumpism, Zionism
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!
But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!
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EliteBreweryMC
alive, Beer, Belong, Despair, Die, Drinking, effect, EliteBreweryMC, emotion, Escape, even, existential crisis, feel, feeling, Feels, free, from, green text, hopelessness, Human, ILLUSION, imageboard, just, Life, luxury, numb, pricey restaurant, PRICEY., r9k, Reality, Restaurant, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, Sadness, self-destructive, xkcdJoin our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!
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You won’t believe what happens in this wild Stinky SMP server! Endless mods, no resets, non-stop chaos! 😂🔥
aquatic alliance, borderlands, cafe 24, Chaos, custom origins, discord invite, Endless, Griefing, Human, killing, Modded, Modpack, Mods, nonstop, origins mod, Performance, player-driven politics, record keepers, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Server, smp, stealing, STINKY, Teams, Wild, WontStinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Fair Moderation Appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks Extreme Longevity No resets, play here for years Inclusivity Open to all people and playstyles Great Performance 16 gigs of RAM, dedicated processor cores, minimal lag Safezone-Borderlands Claims, graves, no griefing in Safezone; resource-rich, allows griefing in Borderlands Origins Mod Features custom origins for unique gameplay Player-Driven Politics Join or create teams with various agendas Server invite: Join Stinky SMP Discord
Questions & Answers
Q: How can I appeal a punishment on the server?
A: You can appeal a punishment by contacting a staff member on our Discord server and providing any relevant information or evidence.
Q: Can I suggest new features or changes to the server?
A: Yes! We welcome suggestions from players and will consider all ideas for improving the server.
Q: Are there specific rules regarding player behavior on the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. These rules are enforced by our moderation team.
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CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!
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Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
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Blocky Emotions
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only emotion you feel is sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you making faces like you just ate a whole lemon farm! Join us for a wild ride of emotions as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs. You’ll never know what expression will be plastered on your face next! So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning reality itself.
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Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to destroy your ass in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. We’ve got crazy challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, playing lava parkour, and even battling giant chickens with diamond swords. Trust us, your ass will never be the same after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s destroy some asses together!
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¡HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’
accent, Alluring, caramba, charming, CREEPERS, culture, dialect, Exotic, FLUENT, Foreign, Hispanic, HolaCraft, Kino, Language, linguistics, most kino, most Spanish accent, native, pronunciation, spain, Spanish, Spanish accent, speakingAre you tired of boring old servers with bland accents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Spanish accent you’ve ever heard! Picture this: as you’re mining for diamonds, you hear a voice saying “¡Hola, amigo! ¿Necesitas ayuda?” in the most suave and charming way possible. It’s like getting serenaded by Antonio Banderas while playing Minecraft. Join us for the accent alone, trust us, it’s worth it!
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Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hololive English VTubers decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. They built towering castles made entirely of cake, rode pigs into battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And guess what? You can be a part of this epic adventure too!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey of laughter, friendship, and pure, unadulterated chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!
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CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds
anticipation, Baldurs, baldurs gate 3, BUILD, Competition, CraftyCraft, criticism, delayed, Disappointment, Epic, Expectations, fan base, Fans, forget, Forgotten, Gaming Community, Gate, greatest game, hype, letdown, Marketing, overshadowed, Promotion, Release, RPG, underwhelming, video game, worldsAre you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.
So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!
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World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!
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Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!
But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.
So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!
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GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server
Adventure, Anime, card games, DATING, dueling, FANTASY, fictional couples, GFGetting, Girlfriend, japanese animation, love, Main character, Manga, Minecraft, Protagonist, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, Television series, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yugioh, YuGiOh protagonistAre you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.
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Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!