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Mining for Laughs: The ‘Metaphor’ Minecraft Server – Join for Epic Builds & Hilarious Shenanigans!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our server, where you can unleash your inner Hulkenberg and smash through blocks like a boss! Join us for epic races around the track, where the winner gets a virtual podium filled with diamonds and emeralds. But watch out for those pesky creepers trying to sabotage your victory lap!

We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers. Rumor has it that a legendary Hulkenberg suit is hidden somewhere in the depths, just waiting for someone brave enough to claim it.

Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual spa, where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Treat yourself to a diamond facial or soak in a tub filled with golden apples – you deserve it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the thrill of being a Hulkenberg in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, once you’ve driven a virtual race car through a lava-filled obstacle course, you’ll never want to leave!

Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Emeralds Found:	6774
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to the most WiIშly PбpцIaя Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!

3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.

4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	689761	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	150
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8988	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	7884
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

#youtube, blocks, Character Overviews, Combo guide, Community, Competitive Gaming, esports, Fighting Game, fighting game community, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, MineKombat, names, notation, online play, Punching, Steam, strategy, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, Tekken series, terminology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.

Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?

And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.

Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.