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Mining for Laughs: The ‘Metaphor’ Minecraft Server – Join for Epic Builds & Hilarious Shenanigans!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332

Welcome to our server, where you can unleash your inner Hulkenberg and smash through blocks like a boss! Join us for epic races around the track, where the winner gets a virtual podium filled with diamonds and emeralds. But watch out for those pesky creepers trying to sabotage your victory lap!

We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers. Rumor has it that a legendary Hulkenberg suit is hidden somewhere in the depths, just waiting for someone brave enough to claim it.

Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual spa, where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Treat yourself to a diamond facial or soak in a tub filled with golden apples – you deserve it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the thrill of being a Hulkenberg in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, once you’ve driven a virtual race car through a lava-filled obstacle course, you’ll never want to leave!

ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

Ⓒ, cs go, 𝗗, Ⓛ, 𝓞, Paintball, Quake, Ⓡ, 𝐒, 𝗐

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6067	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Villages Defended:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

acceptance, Adventure, beyond journey’s end, Character development, coping, Emotional journey, FANTASY, frieren, Hidden Gem, JOURNEYS, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga lover, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, Minecraft, must-read, Server, Underrated

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

Budget, Expenses, financial burden, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial loss, financial mistake, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggle, financial woes, financially, financially recover, Gonna, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, overspending, Purchase, Recover, Recovery, regret, smp, SPENDING, Splurge

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	1686

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

ballot, Campaign, candidates, debate, Democracy, election, Election Coverage, Election Night, Government, hi, Issues, Minecraft, night, Politics, Polls, Presidency, questions, Results, Server, tonight, VoteCraft, Voting, voting process

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mines Excavated:	4957
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, Average, average looking, beauty standards, Companionship, Confidence, DATING, demure, Expectations, love, Loyal, Men, Minecraft, misconceptions, Personality, Quiet, relationships, self esteem, smp, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and forgiveness.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llama bandits. They challenge you to a dance-off to determine your fate. Will you forgive them for their crimes or will you show no mercy?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, he will grant you three wishes. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying unicorn, or a lifetime supply of tacos?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: forgiveness is key.

Anime Minecraft SMP: What This Anime Is About, Exactly?

Analysis, Anime, Characters, cognitive abilities, complexity, confusion, dialogue, FANFICS, fanfiction, fujos, Interpretation, limited attention span, male characters, Minecraft, narrative, Plot, rewatch, schizoid, smp, Story, Understanding, Writing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more confusing than the plot of that anime you just described is our server rules! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

Our server is like a fever dream brought to life, with wacky storylines that make about as much sense as a pineapple on a pizza. You’ll meet characters more bizarre than the ones in that anime, and trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are? Dive into our world of chaos and creativity, and who knows, maybe you’ll finally understand that anime after all. Or maybe you’ll just end up writing fanfics about our server instead. The possibilities are endless!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	7990
Animals Bred:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr14.zrich.ru

‘Almost 2025 Minecraft Server’

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	4966
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1103	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where there are no clap hand emojis in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the clap hand emojis you could ever dream of! Join us and experience the thrill of clapping hands in a virtual world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the exclusive “Easy Come Easy Golf” game on Steam. That’s right, you can play golf in Minecraft while also clapping hands with your fellow players. It’s a wild ride filled with birdies, bogeys, and plenty of emojis.

So why wait until 2025 to experience the fun? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, clapping, and golfing like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cancelled Homeland Minecraft SMP

Allowed, Call, CANCELLED, home, HOMELAND, list, long tail, Minecraft, no longer, Place, Rabbi, smp, Sorry Goyim, tags

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the Rabbi himself has declared that you can no longer have a homeland. But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to join our server and create your own crazy, wacky, and totally nonsensical world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?

2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?

3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?

4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!