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Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mines Excavated:	1654
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your hands. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, fighting off creepers with your trusty pet llama sidekick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Vincent’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Hey there, I’m Vincent The Cuck and I’ve got a wild Minecraft server you need to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, I built a castle where all my cuckolding fantasies came to life. Picture this: giant statues of well-endowed black men, my GF bringing them home for a good time, and me, in a chastity device, watching it all go down.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Gangbang Gala, where six BBC bulls join in for an orgy that will blow your mind (and other things). And the best part? Snowball kisses with cum-filled mouths! It’s a party you won’t forget.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cuckolding lifestyle, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of me dildoing my freaky sissy ass in the restroom. It’s a sight to behold, trust me. See you there!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The SMP where we test if crafting tables actually work

Crafting, CraftyCrafterMC, smp, Tables, test, work

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	749583

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Why not!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Queen, a villainous player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting noobs to prank. Will you be able to outwit her and claim the title of Prankster Supreme?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

StepsonSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, brother, co parenting, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, family unity, in-laws, MIL, parenting, relationships, Respect, Son, step-parenting, stepmom, stepson, stepson boundaries, StepsonSassCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Void Gems Collected:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will make your head spin.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through complex relationships and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is filled with MILs who just can’t seem to let go of the fact that you’re not Devon’s mom, but a bonus in his life. Will you stand up to the MIL and assert your role as a stepmom, or will you let her dictate how you refer to your stepson?

But wait, there’s more! We also have therapy sessions available for when things get too heated between you and Devon. Work through your issues and come out stronger on the other side. Plus, with a new baby in the mix, you’ll have to navigate even more family drama and expectations. Will you call both boys your sons, or will you stick to your guns and maintain the stepson title?

Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics, boundaries, and unexpected alliances. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and intrigue? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

FlirtCraft SMP: Men’s Attention Tips

Attention, attraction, Body language, body language cues in flirting, Communication, compliments, Confidence, conversation starters, DATING, effective flirting, eye contact, FlirtCraft, FLIRTING, flirting tips, humor, long tail tags: how to flirt effectively, Men, Mens, nonverbal cues, relationships, signs of attraction from men, smiling, smp, Social Skills, teasing, Tips, touching, ways to get a man’s attention

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting no love from the villagers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to level up your flirting game! Our players have mastered the art of flirting with their pixelated avatars, using tactics like building heart-shaped houses, giving gifts of rare diamonds, and even serenading each other with in-game music discs. Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual love in no time! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCo.

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just want you to play by the rules and be a good little player? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner chaos with these harmful traits that will make you the most feared player in the virtual world.

1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?

2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.

3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.

4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?

Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.

FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Animals Bred:	70
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.

plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.

also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKneePainMapz

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! We got diamond rainbows and lava waterfalls, it’s a freakin’ party up in here!

You wanna know why you should join? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to them. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?

ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	1579	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. And don’t even get me started on our custom roblox shirt and pants skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Join us now for a wild ride filled with pants, shirts, and chickens galore!

SIL-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
New Chunks Explored:	679573	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	547
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pick-me sisters-in-law who make your life a living nightmare? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos!

Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family members who try to steal the spotlight at your wedding and make everything about themselves. We promise no one will cry at your bachelorette party or accuse your friends of ridiculous things like urinating in their bag.

Join now for a chance to build a virtual world free from pick-me energy and drama llamas. Our community is filled with honest, kind, and genuine players who will make you forget all about your troublesome sister-in-law. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and leave the pick-me drama behind!