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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1501 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2580 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!
join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
