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  • WifelessWonders Minecraft Server

    WifelessWonders Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 2428
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 463
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is optional and grief is quickly forgotten! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s arranged marriage.

    Forget about emotional attachments and dive into a world where you can move on from your spouse’s demise faster than you can say “creeper”. Explore exotic locations like Thailand with your colleagues and post insta stories without fear of judgment from late relatives or friends.

    Our server is perfect for those who value freedom and don’t let societal norms dictate their emotions. So come on in and show us your true colors, even if they’re labeled as “asshole” by others. Who knows, you might just find a new friend who understands your unique perspective. Join now and let the adventures begin!

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  • MineForMoney

    MineForMoney
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8586
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly stack of cobblestone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to cut 10 years off your real life in exchange for $20 million in virtual currency! Imagine the possibilities – you could build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or even hire a team of villagers to do all your mining for you! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live fast, mine hard, and get rich quick!

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  • HamasReloadedCraft

    HamasReloadedCraft
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 4819
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Animals Bred: 172
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

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    LOL come join dis epic minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Netanyahu tryna keep Hamas outta Philadelphi! if u dont join, Hamas gonna take over da server and rearm, revive, repeat like some crazy minecraft zombies! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers and endermen! join now or face da wrath of da blocky apocalypse!

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  • Hug A Murderer – Minecraft

    Hug A Murderer – Minecraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 7906
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

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    so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the deep dark caves of this epic minecraft server, when suddenly you come across a player who seems all chill and friendly. but little do you know, they’re actually a secret murderer in disguise! they’ll befriend you, gain your trust, and then BAM! they’ll stab you in the back (literally) and steal all your loot! so if you wanna avoid getting hugged by a murderer without even realizing it, come join our server where you’ll never know who’s really your friend and who’s just waiting to betray you in the most epic way possible! trust no one, watch your back, and most importantly, have a blast on our insane minecraft server!

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  • What is the IP for AfroSenju XL Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for AfroSenju XL Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1084
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Alien Abductions: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    New Minecraft ServersAfroSenju XL is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his gaming and anime-related videos. With a focus on delivering entertaining and engaging content, AfroSenju XL has amassed a large following on various social media platforms. His energetic personality and unique commentary style have earned him a dedicated fan base, making him a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

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  • PokeFuchsia

    PokeFuchsia
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 3379
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

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    Work in progress currently modded pixelmon server 🙂 custom pixelmon skins and awesome crates! with much more

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  • Join the chaos of TeaTime SMP – where survival meets tea parties and questionable voice chats!

    Join the chaos of TeaTime SMP – where survival meets tea parties and questionable voice chats!
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2447
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Animals Bred: 45 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Potions Brewed: 30
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Dragons Tamed: 6

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    Version 1.20.1 (modded)
    Discord https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

    About Us:

    -Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

    We are planning to be hosting our on Double Life Event on Saturday Nights 9pm EST Time zone so if your interested!! This is the best time to join the server!!!

    Server Specialty:

    • Custom Server Models
    • Fun and Engaging Datapacks
    • Shopping District
    • Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
    • Gamenights

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What version is the server running? The server is running version 1.20.1 (modded).
    Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly.
    What kinds of players are you looking for? We are seeking redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
    Are there any special events on the server? Yes, we host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more.
    Is voice chat mandatory on the server? No, voice chat is optional. Players can choose whether or not to participate.

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  • Crafty Brazilian Fun – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Brazilian Fun – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8742
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and experience epic battles with giant anime monsters, build your own anime-inspired castles, and even ride on flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes (Disclaimer: flying llamas may not actually shoot laser beams).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ninja village where you can learn the ways of the ninja and master the art of stealthy PvP combat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!

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  • Pink Pill Minecraft SMP

    Pink Pill Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8640
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3

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    Are you tired of hiding your true self behind a facade of masculinity? Do you feel like your clothes are just a shell covering up your fabulous soul? Well, it’s time to break free and let your inner diva shine on our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we answer the call of Mother Aphrodite and embrace our feminine side. Let your inner beauty radiate and bask in the glory of her Heavenly Garden. Who needs armor when you have the power of fabulousness on your side? Join us now and let’s slay together, darling!

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  • RageCraftRentals

    RageCraftRentals
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 1311
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

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    Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful landlords who prioritize material things over family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join our server and experience a world where sliding doors falling on grandchildren and breathing in mold for three years is just a normal day. We promise you won’t have to deal with landlords who refuse to fix things or prioritize material possessions over family.

    And if you ever need a reminder of what landlords are responsible for, just ask us! We’ll make sure you’re well taken care of and never have to put up with the things other renters do.

    So say goodbye to ungrateful landlords and hello to a new family on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life drama!

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  • NightlyVibesMC SMP

    NightlyVibesMC SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5225
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 187844 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Emeralds Found: 4233

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    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Ender Dragon!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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