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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7584 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break out their best dance moves.
So why do you hate yourself? Stop torturing yourself with boring servers and come join the insanity on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new reason to love Minecraft again (or question your sanity even more)!