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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7697 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4215 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
