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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2130 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
