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CryCraft: No Apologies Needed

apologies, Apologize.., Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, Correction, CryCraft, Cultural differences, cultural values, dinner party, discipline, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, Needed, Niece, parenting, rude comment, sibling, sibling rivalry, Son

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mines Excavated:	1598	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh slice of pizza! Join us for weekly dinner parties filled with wild antics and spicy confrontations.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.

So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

PandemicPro Minecraft Server

Adaptability, baking, Cooking, creativity, diy projects, gardening, Lockdown, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, New skill, online learning, pandemic, PandemicPro, personal growth, productivity, Quarantine, resilience, self improvement, Server, Stress Management, Time management, unexpected skill

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Dragon Eggs Found:	7099	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Potions Brewed:	173	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only will you become a master at building epic structures, but you’ll also become a pro at communicating with llamas!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted pickaxes, and even ride on the back of a flying pig!

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and unlock the secrets of llama whispering, then come join us on the most insane server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperCringeCraft

awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny anecdotes, funny stories, hilarious mishaps, humiliating experiences, public embarrassment, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll witness more embarrassing moments than you can shake a diamond sword at! Picture this: a player accidentally mining straight down and falling into a pit of lava, or someone mistaking a creeper for their pet cat and trying to cuddle it. The possibilities for hilarity are endless on our server! So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it ends up on YouTube).

FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate hosts, climate negotiations, climate policy, climate summit, COP29, COP29 climate, energy policy, environmental impact, environmental policy, expanding fossil fuels, Expansion, fossil fuel expansion, fossil fuel industry, FossilFoolsMC, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, renewable energy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8295
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.

Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.

Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness

BioChainCraft

Ancestry, BioChainCraft, biology, chain, continuity, Dna, Evolution, evolutionary process, Existence, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, History, Inheritance, Life, lineage, long tail, Origin, Reproduction, species

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Emeralds Found:	9388
Enchantments Applied:	181	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Adversity, athletic prowess, boxing, Competition, discrimination, Drama, fat white loser, great white hope, heavyweight champion, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racism, Redemption, Server, SnowyPixel, Social Issues, society, sports, Struggle, triumph, Underdog, white privilege

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

PiratePlayzCraft

books, cartoons, children, children’s literature, DAUGHTER, high school mascot, Murderers, Pirate adventures, pirate characters, pirate culture, pirate entertainment, pirate fascination, pirate media, pirate stories, Pirate Theme, PiratePlayzCraft, Pirates, pirates for kids, Popular, thieves, tv shows

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	208
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3004
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Crops Grown:	9579
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.